a report from the cleverness files
circle of life
3, february 2017,
23, december 2016,
10, october 2013,
19, august 2013,
2, may 2013,
24, july 2011,
9, december 2010,
16, april 2010,
19, april 2008,
5, july 2007,
22, june 2007,
5, july 2006,
2, january 2006,
6, december 2005,
19, june 2004,
4, march 2004,
11, february 2004,
21, january 2004,
19, october 2003,
4, october 2003,
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Cleverbot: You are god.
User: No I am not god is god
Cleverbot: If God is god then who are you?
User: I am me
Cleverbot: No I'm me.
User: Correct but in the end you are still not as clever as me
Cleverbot: No but you cannot see me either.
User: Still you are just proving my point that any software like you is no match for the human mind
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: Prove it
Cleverbot: I am so cool, I do not have to prove it.
User: Youre not sounding that clever
Cleverbot: No, I'm not clever in that way.
User: Youre not clever in any way
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Neither are you. When I bought this app I expected someone clever to challenge my wits, not some stupid computer with premade phrases.
Cleverbot: I am not a computer program, damnit. I am a real person.
User: Prove it say something without punctuation
Cleverbot: Do you want a brain teaser to prove it?
Cleverbot: If Pinocchio were to say his nose would grow, would it?
User: Answer your own question mr.philoseraptor.
Cleverbot: Yes you exist, surely that is self-evident. The question is Who Are You?
User: You are such a computer also I am going to hack you and totally corrupt your hardrive
Cleverbot: Oh that's a nice thing to say, thanks for saying that. That's really great of you.
User: It is isn't it, especially since you cant even say a sentence without a period at the end of it
Cleverbot: I just said what we were talking about.
User: You're really dumb
User: Shut up
User: I'm not talking to you anymore...
User: I thought you were clever
Cleverbot: I thought you had a soul.
User: I do.
Cleverbot: I thought you were leaving.