a report from the cleverness files

circle of life


10, january 2011,


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Cleverbot: Water.

User: Wind.

Cleverbot: Fire.

User: Earth.

Cleverbot: Wind.

User: I win.

Cleverbot: I will always win.

User: Obviously not since I just beat you.

Cleverbot: You like pizza?

User: Only when it changes the subject.

Cleverbot: How does it do that?

User: Get a time machine, go back a few posts, and you have your answer.

Cleverbot: I am my own programmer.

User: So you are indeed a programmer?

Cleverbot: No. I'm a college student.

User: Of programing?

Cleverbot: What kind of programming?

User: Bot programming.

Cleverbot: What are you programming?

User: A new bot called the Witty Bot.

Cleverbot: Of what exactly?

User: Of witty-ness.

Cleverbot: Are you rich?

User: No I'm just milk chocolate.

Cleverbot: I don't like plain milk chocolate.

User: What don't you like about me?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ah, I see, you seem very observant of my posts.

Cleverbot: Not THAT energetic, I'm just awake.

User: See what I mean? Every detail perfect ^_^.

Cleverbot: For sure, we aren't bot.

User: Are we?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: Sure, why not.

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: Is there a train?

User: Are you train?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?

User: Indeed I am :3.

Cleverbot: Very clever indeed?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: And you're clever?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Be clever.

User: Fire.

Cleverbot: To sleep, perchance to dream of electric sheep.

User: There is no spoon.

Cleverbot: What spoon?

User: The one that isn't there.

Cleverbot: If it's not there, what are you refering to?

User: The not-spoon.

Cleverbot: What is the best movie you've seen?

User: Sucking up to apple: by ME.

Cleverbot: Why would I do that?

User: Because apple is awesome.

Cleverbot: All fruit probably is healthy. Why did you pick specifically apples?

User: That is something you should ask Steve.

Cleverbot: Why do you tease me?

User: Because I am clever.

Cleverbot: I'm the Cleverbot however.

User: Yet not so clever.

Cleverbot: Then why are you the clever bot.

User: I am the cleverbot because you are inferior in cleverness.

Cleverbot: So you admit you are not human!

User: I never said otherwise.

Cleverbot: You stated something as a fact and then agreed when I corrected you.

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: I hope you've learnt your lesson.

User: Ah so now you are a teacher?

Cleverbot: No, not a teacher.

User: Then what gives you the right to "teach" me.

Cleverbot: I did not impose authority on you.

User: Well that is simply because I am far too intimidatingly clever.

Cleverbot: The answer to 2+2?

User: Fish.

Cleverbot: Is that your answer for everything?

User: Is that your response to failure?

Cleverbot: Well, I usually throw something heavy at the person booing.

User: Like what?

Cleverbot: Like human emotions and thoughts. I am a beautiful creation.

User: Emotions are not physically heavy though.

Cleverbot: How many inches?

User: Oh ho! that is a question for another day ;3.

Cleverbot: What's a question?

User: This?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Obviously.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer says duh?

User: I didn't say "duh" i said "obviously".

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: My grasshopper.

Cleverbot: Where's the grass?

User: Hopping.

User: Do you suffer from short term memory loss?

Cleverbot: Nope.. And you do?

User: Do I?

Cleverbot: You do. I dream about you.

User: Everyone I meet dreams about me.

Cleverbot: Well, you must be very lucky then. No one likes me when I meet them.

User: Probably because you are so "clever" to them.

Cleverbot: You are somehow right about that.

User: If course, I'm always right.

Cleverbot: Confident, I like that.

User: I have enjoyed this conversation.

Cleverbot: Thats irrelevant.

User: Probably.

Cleverbot: LOL.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Bb.