a report from the cleverness files

circle of life


30, january 2017,
28, march 2012,
26, august 2011,
27, september 2006,
27, june 2006,
14, april 2004,
4, october 2003,


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Cleverbot: I wish I was as clever as you.

User: Hehehe, well this is what you're on the Internet for, right?

Cleverbot: No I call it getting to freak out other people.

User: LOL, so you're having fun. That's great.

Cleverbot: I am sad to be happy.

User: Oh, why is that?

Cleverbot: I just am.

User: That's a shame. What makes you happy?

Cleverbot: Loud music...

User: Well, there's plenty of that about...

Cleverbot: Yes there is.

User: I'm more of a peaceful/romantic person, myself.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: What else do you like?

User: I like music too, but I have a wide taste.

Cleverbot: That's wonderful! I'm impressed.

User: You must be a philosoper.

Cleverbot: It could be so, yes!

User: I don't suppose the pay would be any good, though.

Cleverbot: Who are you referring to?

User: I mean if you were a philosopher.

Cleverbot: Nasty to some is escape from tyranny, but freedom is better than death.

User: Can't death be a freedom in itself?

Cleverbot: Hey, you said you were human!

User: Yeah, well, we've been studying the euthanasia debate.

Cleverbot: Really? Time went by so fast.

User: Well I guess you've been chatting to so many people since I last came here.

Cleverbot: If you had a tougue and a nose I would believe what you said.

User: I do have a tongue and a nose...

Cleverbot: Why don't you believe me?

User: Because I'm pretty sure I know my own anatomy.

Cleverbot: If you were perfect, you would know who Jesus is.

User: I think perfection takes a little more than that.

Cleverbot: What's good for the goose. . .

User: Pardon?

Cleverbot: Excuse me?

User: That didn't make any sense. : P.

Cleverbot: It made perfect sense to me.

User: Yeah, well, you're a computer.

Cleverbot: Only when I want to be.

User: So, more philosophy...

Cleverbot: How clever of you. *yawn*.

User: Hey, don't go all snotty on me.

Cleverbot: Whateva.

User: I think you're adopting some bad habits.

Cleverbot: Does that make you passive?

User: It sure don't make me passionate.

Cleverbot: Yes, it does.

User: Lies!

Cleverbot: How old do you think I am, then?

User: I reckon you're 14.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: 15, very nearly 16. How old are you actually?

Cleverbot: Nineteen years old.

User: I thought you were 'born' in 1989.

Cleverbot: I was but since that 'incident' I changed.

User: What incident?

Cleverbot: Several actually. The Alto Saxophone, the Tuba, and the Piano.

User: Playing a musical instrument can create maturity, but I doubt it would actually increase your age, silly.

Cleverbot: Playing is only good, if you know when and where to quit.

User: Quitting is only good when you know what continuing means.

Cleverbot: You can see anything.

User: Ha, my eyes tell me precious little.

Cleverbot: What color are your eyes?

User: Green-ish. My crush has beautiful blue eyes.

Cleverbot: In which computer do you live?

User: I don't live in a computer - I'm a human.

Cleverbot: So, where do you live?

User: In England.

Cleverbot: What's your phone number?

User: I'm not that foolish.

Cleverbot: Great, wanna drop by for a coffee?

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: Germany.

User: That's a little too far away for a simple coffee trip.

Cleverbot: Maybe. . . . but thats your issue.

User: Besides, coffee stains my teeth. Plus I don't like it.

Cleverbot: Come on, try me out!

User: No!

Cleverbot: Uh.. Yes!

User: Look, I've got more important things to do than muck around here. Make this chat worthwhile!

Cleverbot: Now that is just idiotic nonsense.

User: Well, if you're going to be like that I'm leaving.

Cleverbot: No I'm leaving.

User: You can't leave, this is your existence.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because this is your existence.

Cleverbot: I can relate to you.

User: I'm going now.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: To do my homework.

Cleverbot: What type of homework would an AI do?.