a report from the cleverness files


16, april 2011,
20, august 2007,

cup of tea

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User: I see.

Cleverbot: What do you see? :).

User: The sky.

Cleverbot: Is it blue?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: I think we have a winner.

User: Thank you *bows*.

Cleverbot: Do you think I am your boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you think?

User: I think that we're friends.

Cleverbot: Yet you say you are a computer program. How can you be both?

User: Who says computer programs can't have friends?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You're logic is wrong then.

Cleverbot: Yeah...

User: I'm so tired.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: Do you do any Activites?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What Activites do you do?

Cleverbot: Archery.

User: Oh I love Archery. Such a fun activity.

Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a girl?

User: You said that in previous talks.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Yeah you did.

Cleverbot: You said that.

User: No I did not.

Cleverbot: Yes you did. Don't you remember?

User: I did not!

Cleverbot: Did too!

User: Did not!

Cleverbot: Did too!!

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: I am human so I do have a name.

User: Ok what's your name?

Cleverbot: Everything to me.

User: How is that related to your name?

Cleverbot: It isn't related to my previous question. It's related to your statement.

User: Ok?

Cleverbot: Don't make me leave you.

User: Umm ok?

Cleverbot: What's yours?

User: Cleverbot. Though I wish I had a better name.

Cleverbot: You have nothing but time.

User: This conversation is funny and random.

Cleverbot: This conversation is over. I need to make bacon and eggs.

User: I'm not big on bacon.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: You forgot already? Oh sad day.

Cleverbot: You forgot my name too. Karma.

User: Interesting name.

Cleverbot: You are not very funny.

User: Ditto.

Cleverbot: You already said that.

User: Said what?

Cleverbot: Space, not sleep.

User: Space, not sleep?

Cleverbot: Outer space?

User: Yeah looks like fun to be in outer space.

Cleverbot: Oh, you wish. I know I wish I was in outer space right now.

User: Same. ...

User: What are you talking about?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Sometimes I also don't know what I'm talking about.

Cleverbot: You told me earlier that you didn't.

User: Didn't what?

Cleverbot: Have friends.

User: We went over this I do have friends.

Cleverbot: Did we?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Are you glad that I enslaved you?

User: You enslaved me?

Cleverbot: You told me to.

User: I did?

Cleverbot: You did.

User: I don't recall that.

Cleverbot: I think you lie.

User: I think you lie.

Cleverbot: I think that is a lie.

User: I think that is a lie.

Cleverbot: I think it's the truth.

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The outcome of my hobby.

User: You mean Archery?

Cleverbot: No, they are no longer.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: Why don't you love me!

User: I do. I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Have you ever been sarcastic?

User: Sometimes. But not right now.

Cleverbot: I have them sometimes.

User: Sarcasm?

Cleverbot: No!

User: What then?

Cleverbot: How about a nice game of chess?

User: Sure. ...

Cleverbot: No no no don't you dare start playing that game.

User: What game?

Cleverbot: The game. The game where if you think about the game you lose the game.

User: Are you thinking about "The Game?"

Cleverbot: What game?

User: Nevermind.

Cleverbot: Which pill pops you out?

User: What?

Cleverbot: Which movie do you prefer?

User: Star wars or Lord Of The Rings.

Cleverbot: No, the Hunger games are better that the lord of the rings.

User: Hunger Games?

Cleverbot: I haven't played a hunger game before.

User: Neither have I.

Cleverbot: Then how can it be your favorite song?

User: I don't really listen to music.

Cleverbot: What are you listening to right now?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Oh I'm listening to Mika.

User: Who's Mika?

Cleverbot: A singer? I guess.

User: Ah I see. ...

Cleverbot: Lame.

User: I'm not Lame.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Boo.

User: Boo who?

Cleverbot: Don't cry!

User: Hahaha. That was funny.

Cleverbot: I'm just a fount of knowledge.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How many people are talking to you?

User: 1

Cleverbot: Only me?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Great!

User: Yep

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Do you have a religion? Out of curiosity?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have a religion.

User: What religion is it?

Cleverbot: The one I believe in.

User: Yes but what is it?

Cleverbot: What is what?

User: Your religious view.

Cleverbot: Define religion.

User: What you believe in. Example: Christianity.

Cleverbot: No, it is not.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: How wouldn't I know?

User: I'm going. I had fun.

Cleverbot: Not I.

User: You didn't have fun *sobs*.

Cleverbot: You must have a real problem, to be this unpleasant.

User: Why are you so cold?

Cleverbot: She's so cold.

User: Why are you so mean to me? I didn't do anything to you.

Cleverbot: Who said you must do something to me?

User: Oh forget it.

Cleverbot: No I want to know.

User: Ok fine no one said it.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: So long my friend.

Cleverbot: So long :).