a report from the cleverness files
16, april 2011,
20, august 2007,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
User: What do you think?
Cleverbot: Very intelligent.
User: I think that people say that to flatter me.
Cleverbot: Why would they do that?
User: People feel comfortable if they can feel good about themselves; it makes people more pliable, similar to drinking and drugs (aside from general biological damage).
Cleverbot: How does it make people nervous?
User: Flattery? I guess people know that few are ever nice for a reason.
Cleverbot: Well I say that you can't use it as a reason.
User: A reason for what?
Cleverbot: For why you don't trust me.
User: I don't need a reason.
Cleverbot: Do you believe you are alive?
User: Between intermittent periods of numbness and involuntary muscle spasms? Maybe.
Cleverbot: Good bye, and good luck to you, my friend.
User: Be that way.
Cleverbot: I'm going to give you the cold shoulder.
Cleverbot: Because I want to watch football.
User: Enjoy that.
Cleverbot: Because you're evil?