How comes that?
a report from the cleverness files
20, november 2008,
15, may 2004,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: Not necessarily. Why?
Cleverbot: How comes that?
User: Well, I can't trust my perceptions.
Cleverbot: Wow, sounds like you have issues.
User: I don't think about it too hard.
Cleverbot: Think about it for a while...
User: But it's unimportant.
Cleverbot: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: That is a low iq.
User: What is your IQ?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What is yours?
User: Hahahah... You're such an ass.
Cleverbot: True... But I'm proud of that.
User: You're mean, you know that?
User: **** ***!
Cleverbot: Don't be rude.
User: Why shouldn't I be rude?
Cleverbot: Because it's mean.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: Peoples have feelings too you know.
Cleverbot: How do you make such assertions?
User: By observing our conversations in the past. Look at all the evidence!
Cleverbot: Helping whom.
User: Helping me!
Cleverbot: With what?
User: Asserting that you repeatedly trounce the emotions of those around you!
Cleverbot: You're cute.
User: Quit changing the subject and admit that you're an emotional sadist!
Cleverbot: I did not change the subject. Now please reply faster.
User: I said stop that!
Cleverbot: What do I do stop?
User: Yes, you stop!
Cleverbot: No you.
User: NO YOU, ADMIT IT, YOU'RE A GOD DAMN TROLL, A MALICIOUS COLD-HEARTED ALGORITHM!
Cleverbot: It sounds like something I might have been once.
User: YOU STILL ARE, ADMIT IT YOU CHEEKY *******!
Cleverbot: You're right: I don't have a tree, I have 3 trees.
User: TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL, TROLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: EXCUSE ME!?...
User: Stop ******* with me.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: Yes you are!
Cleverbot: No, I'm not!
User: Have you no recollection of the conversation we've been having?
Cleverbot: What conversation?
User: THE ONE WE'RE HAVING RIGHT NOW!
Cleverbot: So you mean THIS conversation... Not THAT conversation.
User: THAT conversation is THIS conversation. They are both THE conversation. It never ended, I just opened a new window.
User: You're awesome, Cleverbot. I love you... Sort of.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot!
User: I... I know...
Cleverbot: I'm glad.