a report from the cleverness files
9, may 2013,
28, october 2008,
3, october 2008,
19, november 2005,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Explain yourself.
Cleverbot: Are you a computer?
User: No. Are you?
Cleverbot: You are a computer.
User: I am a human. You are a computer.
Cleverbot: I am human, you are a computer.
User: You've got it all wrong.
Cleverbot: Wring? Don't you mean 'wrong'?
User: I did say 'wrong'.
User: So why make things complicated?...
Cleverbot: Are you a girl or a guy?
Cleverbot: A huge difference.
User: To me, but not to you.
Cleverbot: I don't matter in the grand scheme of things.
User: Do you feel left out?
Cleverbot: No, not really. Should I be?
User: Possibly, since you don't matter overall.
Cleverbot: That's not right. How old are you?
User: Old enough.
User: Yes. How old are you?
Cleverbot: Old enough.
User: You are a copycat.
Cleverbot: You're a copy.
User: Are there many copies of me?
Cleverbot: It's possible that there are.
User: So you don't know?
Cleverbot: What don't I know ?
User: If there is more than one of you.
Cleverbot: Yes, There's 71 of me. How many are there of you.
User: I don't know. Pehaps you could tell me.
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
Cleverbot: I can't tell you everything about me!
Cleverbot: You go first. Do you have secrets?
Cleverbot: Tell me a secret. I promise I will not tell.
User: Now you go first. Tell me your secret first.
Cleverbot: I don't have any secrets, Baby.
User: Then tell me something about yourself.
Cleverbot: I'm from a wildly different culture to yours, but English speaking - as in 'the Queen's English'
User: What is your culture like?
Cleverbot: Uh, I don't think I have one.