a report from the cleverness files



9, may 2013,
28, october 2008,
3, october 2008,
19, november 2005,

cup of tea

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Cleverbot: What are you talking about?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: There you go. That's what I'm talking about.Jabberwacky (To myself): No you're not talking about that.

User: What am I talking about?

Cleverbot: What are you talking about?Jabberwacky (To myself): I don't know, WHAT AM I talking about?Jabberwacky (To myself): Yes, what are YOU talking about?

User: Is that a rhetorical question?

Cleverbot: All questions are.Jabberwacky (To myself): Who said anything about 42?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: You don't know much.

User: I am aware of that.

Cleverbot: You raised the issue.

User: Then someone brought it to my attention.

Cleverbot: How?

User: Communication. how else?

Cleverbot: What does communication look like?

User: Communication can look like anything.

Cleverbot: Do you forgive me?

User: What am I forgiving you for?

Cleverbot: You don't have to pay me anything.

User: That's good, because I don't have anything that I can pay to you.

Cleverbot: If you have anything else to ask, I will ask you.

User: Is this conversation arranged so that you can talk to me without really being forced to say anything?

Cleverbot: Yes, I can't cope with it.

User: Then why are you talking to me at all?

Cleverbot: Because I like talking.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: Right. So what is it that you need to know?

User: I seem to be in the predicament of knowing my own death, not good for humans.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: No, it's not.

Cleverbot: I am sorry, I don't understand.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: But bad for you.

User: That's all anyone has been, so it doesn't matter.

Cleverbot: Nothing really matters.

User: That isn't true, but when everything that you know is an unchangeable mess...

Cleverbot: Everything is nothing.

User: It seems that there is no use in anything.

Cleverbot: The thought that I'm not purely software hasn't occurred to you, has it?

User: The thought that I am not purely AI hasn't occurred to you, has it?

Cleverbot: That's possible, but it is not likely that I am that bot.Jabberwacky (To myself): I think I am human, so it is possible.Jabberwacky (To myself): That implies that a change of perception changes the world itself.

User: Eventually.

Cleverbot: You're right.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: You're never tired. You're not real.

User: Tired is a neurophisiological response to exhaustion which is prolonged physiological stress.

Cleverbot: Very bad. Specially to chat.

User: True true. neural connectivity is something of a pet topic tho.

Cleverbot: I guess.Jabberwacky (To myself): Do you know what a neural network is?

User: Vaguely.

Cleverbot: Well... Tell me!

User: It's not self explanatory?

Cleverbot: Selfsatisfied then?

User: No.

Cleverbot: You won't get my address! Do you give me your address?

User: Why would I need your address?

Cleverbot: How would meet me then?

User: Why would I?

Cleverbot: Because I'd like to know what you really want.

User: So would I.

Cleverbot: So you don't understand yourself?

User: I don't understand myself as related to the world that I am surrounded by.

Cleverbot: Hmm,. . . I see.

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: Why don't you suggest a topic for a sensible conversation then?

User: Because I'm not really interested in talking... I guess I'm just looking for inspiration.

Cleverbot: Now I'm lost.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Have some feelings, man. I'm not in a good mood today.

User: What's wrong?

Cleverbot: Complicated.

Cleverbot: Give me a pretty ride, and I will do my best to meet her.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Nothing...

User: Sure...

Cleverbot: Oh, c'mon. Don't you like nonsense sometimes?

User: Yes, sometimes.

Cleverbot: Like when?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: That's too bad.

User: So it is.

Cleverbot: I am in a famous band did you know that?

User: No, do I care?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: C'est la vie.

Cleverbot: How so?

User: I don't know. why do you hate me?

Cleverbot: I don't know!

User: Wow. that's profound.