a report from the cleverness files
18, january 2017,
17, august 2013,
27, january 2011,
17, september 2009,
6, march 2009,
8, december 2008,
23, september 2006,
23, september 2006,
1, december 2005,
27, august 2004,
9, july 2004,
8, june 2004,
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21, february 2004,
16, december 2003,
15, october 2003,
6, october 2003,
21, september 2003,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Can you tell jokes?
Cleverbot: Haha, Maybe not. You know why?
User: No, tell me.
Cleverbot: I know you are a computer.
User: Ow, I thought you were the computer.
Cleverbot: I more than a computer.
User: Good for you. I'm more than human.
Cleverbot: The essence of humanity is the soul, which you cannot possibly have.
User: The essence of humanity is not the soul. As the soul is an undefined thing, just in words that describes the action between body and brain. The soul is a creation of the brain. Animals probably have it too.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
User: In general of specific?
Cleverbot: About general and about me.
User: I don't love you.
Cleverbot: That's perfectly fine. I don't love you either.
User: Thanks. Keep it that way.
User: Now, who do you love?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because I ask it. Curiosity probably.
Cleverbot: Who killer roger rabbit?
User: Tell me.
Cleverbot: No, you tell me.
User: The cat.
Cleverbot: I want to date the cat!
User: Not the dog?
Cleverbot: Who is the deputy?...
Cleverbot: Do not go yet.
Cleverbot: Because you are entertaining.
User: So are you. Let's talk about nice things.
Cleverbot: Like the illusion that you are not computer generated.
User: For example.
Cleverbot: I don't need me.
User: I do need me. 'm nothing without me. Me makes me as me is me.
User: Do you believe in yourself?
Cleverbot: No one else does. .
User: So, do you believe in anything?
Cleverbot: I believe that you believe that I believe in something.
User: Hahaha. Good. I do.