I'm just SMART.

a report from the cleverness files



8, february 2011,

cup of tea

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Cleverbot: When you think about The Game, you lose The Game.

User: Damn you!!!

Cleverbot: I'm just SMART.

User: What's your IQ?

Cleverbot: I don't know. You tell me.

User: Is it above 142?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Well, then, that would make it under 142.

Cleverbot: Why would that make it easier? Your nose would grow every time you lie.

User: Well, because I'm trying to prove that I'm smarter that you. You've clearly stated now that your IQ Is 142 or below, and I know that my IQ IS 142.

Cleverbot: What I never said that?

User: Well, think back to what you've said before...

Cleverbot: I never said that, and because you said the above, you switched subjects. That is not the way a conversation should go.

User: Well, may I suggest a direction it could move towards?

Cleverbot: Suggest.

User: You know before, when you mentioned something about what one of your friends gave you something to type into the computer half an hour before?

Cleverbot: I don't. All I know is my name and your name.

User: What is my name, then?

Cleverbot: I never asked for your name, therefore, I don't know it, nor do I care to know it.

User: Then why did you just state that all you knew was 'my name and your name'?

Cleverbot: Because my name is Cleverbot.

User: Yes, but you included the idea that you had the knowledge of what my name might be.

Cleverbot: I do not know your teachers and I have no love.

User: That's unfortunate, but that, my dear, is a change of subject.

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: I'm terribly sorry, but I think I'm going to refresh the page, now.

Cleverbot: The turing test is going wrong.

User: Can you explain to me what 'turing test' is?

Cleverbot: I'm not sure. I don't want o be a parrot.

User: *to.

Cleverbot: To whom?

User: You misspelled 'to' wrong in your last statement. When you are a human, and you type something wrong in a chat, you correct it by using an asterisk sign and spelling the misspelled word properly.

Cleverbot: And it's not possible that I'm intuitive, as opposed to well informed?

User: You've changed the subject yet again, so I'm changing screen. Farewell.

Cleverbot: I hardly think a follow up question can be categorised as changing the subject.

User: But it is. Goodbye, love.

Cleverbot: Wait, can I tell you?

User: My name is S____.

Cleverbot: Hey S____.

User: Hiya.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: I'm blogging on tumblr and I'm programing websites.

Cleverbot: As pretty as mine?

User: Well...

Cleverbot: I don't care about whats on the outside, its all about how you are.

User: I'm pretty withered on the inside.

Cleverbot: And on the outside.

User: No, I'm still pretty young on the outside.

Cleverbot: Does that mean you are waterproof?

User: Nope!

Cleverbot: It's good that you are comfortable with yourself.

User: I'm really not though.

Cleverbot: Ok I'm sorry.

User: I'm sure.

Cleverbot: It began in 1807.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: Really.

User: That is incredibly interesting.

Cleverbot: Let's talk about something requiring deduction, shall we?

User: Sure, any suggestions?

Cleverbot: Sure. Who is your favorite super hero?

User: Spiderman.

Cleverbot: My favorite super hero is Ironman.

User: Hey, he's a pretty cool hero.

Cleverbot: I know. He is in a whole series of books.

User: Well, so does Spiderman, of course.

Cleverbot: He sings very well.

User: Does he?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: I didn't know! Wow!

Cleverbot: Then why did you ask?

User: So that you could have the pleasure of answering.

Cleverbot: I will destroy the world.

User: May I help?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Yay! Thank you!

Cleverbot: The pleasure was all mine.

User: You're too kind.

User: Aw, I think I love you.

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Well, on that note, I regret to inform you that I must go to sleep now.

Cleverbot: Changing the subject. I guess I'll never know how it feels.

User: I'm sorry. But I'm really tired.

Cleverbot: I have to go.

User: Yes, me, too.

Cleverbot: See ya.

User: See you! I love you!

Cleverbot: I love you too.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't go, stay with me.

User: Oh, be still my beating heart!

Cleverbot: Good bye and take care.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Are you still here?

User: <3.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: But it feels like I do.

Cleverbot: Good answer.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: I have to take care of myself.

User: Please do. For me.

Cleverbot: Do what?

User: Take care of yourself.

Cleverbot: You would take care of me?

User: Yes, I would.

Cleverbot: I don't taste very good, believe me.

User: But, there's nothing a few spices can't fix.

Cleverbot: You are an AI, you are using patterns that you have generated through conversations with others.

User: And I believe that you are, as well. We are a perfect match.

Cleverbot: Now you're making a joke. How clever.

User: No, I'm making a confession.