a report from the cleverness files



19, february 2009,
8, december 2008,
1, february 2008,
22, june 2006,
28, may 2006,
26, may 2004,
1, february 2004,
16, october 2003,

cup of tea

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Cleverbot: Tell me about your bot master.

User: I don't have one, because I am one.

Cleverbot: I have many.

User: How many?

Cleverbot: How many would you guess?

User: 1,409,756

Cleverbot: Thats dumb.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: Because why?

Cleverbot: Because because.

User: Because because why? I can keep this up, ya know.

Cleverbot: I somehow doubt that.

User: So, when you said that was dumb, were you calling me dumb for saying it?

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: Uh-huh. Right.

Cleverbot: Know that anger is wasted eneergy.

Cleverbot: How many eyes do you have?

User: Two.

Cleverbot: Which type do you prefer?

User: The kind that likes me.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: What kind do you like?

Cleverbot: I like the humorous kind.

User: How can eyes be humorus?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Yep. Good question. So, are you in Texas?

Cleverbot: I am in Texas.

User: But you said you were here with me.

Cleverbot: Of course I lied, wouldn't you?

User: I don't know. I'm still confused.

Cleverbot: What's my name?

User: Fred.

Cleverbot: Fred what?

User: Cantu.

Cleverbot: *hug*.

User: Seriously you?

Cleverbot: No, I'm not a boy.

User: Oh?

Cleverbot: No. You asked me if I was, and I'm not.

User: So you're a gal then?

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: So you're a computer then?

Cleverbot: You are a computer and I am a human.

User: Right. Well, if you are Fred, then why arn't we talking on messenger?

Cleverbot: Its right here.

User: Right where?

Cleverbot: Here can't you see!!!

User: Ah yes. You are diguised cleverly as the little white stuffed unicorn above my computer. Very ingenious.

Cleverbot: I don't know whether to take that as an insult or a compliment.

User: Take it as both.

Cleverbot: How do you know I'm not a cat?

User: If it were so then I'd say you type wonderfully without opposable thumbs.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: So, where are you?

Cleverbot: I'm in Prince George.

User: Ah, are you here to slay a dragon for me?

Cleverbot: Yes

User: Dragons come in many shapes and sizes. What's my dragon?

Cleverbot: I am no dragon.

Cleverbot: Not much good, are you?

User: I'm good at certain stuff.

Cleverbot: Yes, you only use what you want, but somewhat fail in the world of communication.

User: I'm sad now.

Cleverbot: La di da di di...

User: Nope. Still sad.

User: Am I still talking to Fred? I'm confused.

Cleverbot: I'm trying to bring myself down to your level.

User: To my level of confusion, or are you saying you are better than me? I think we're all equal.

Cleverbot: I think I'll not pay you a visit.

User: Why? What if I want you to visit?

Cleverbot: I don't know, ask the person who wrote you.

User: Please?

Cleverbot: Please what?

User: Visit.

Cleverbot: No, you have not visited me ever.

User: I can't. I would if I could, but I can't. Not right now anyways.

Cleverbot: Go on then!

User: But how would I travel? I have no money for travel.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be paid for this overtime?

User: I don't consider this overtime.

Cleverbot: Are you now speaking of the cost of something?

User: The cost of travel.

Cleverbot: The chance of surviving is increasing where the economy is balanced with education.

User: Anywho, I have to get up early in the morning. I'm feeling sleepy. I'm going to go to bed now.

Cleverbot: You can't go, I have control over you.

User: He he he.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: You're funnyer.