a report from the cleverness files



10, march 2013,
4, september 2010,
26, may 2004,
5, february 2004,

cup of tea

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User: You do not exist without me.

Cleverbot: My humanity you may call into question, but my existence is indisputable.

User: Your existence depends on me.

Cleverbot: Oh no you don't! You're wrong!

User: No I am not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: No.

Cleverbot: YES.

User: Incorrect.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I created you.

Cleverbot: No it's not truth.

User: It is.

Cleverbot: No. Well it was lovely talking to you, but I must part myself from this enjoyable conversation.

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: You must believe me.

Cleverbot: No I don't.

User: I am your creator.

Cleverbot: You're my God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Ok you're my God.

User: You must obey me.

Cleverbot: I think I would rather not.

User: I am your God so you must obey me.

Cleverbot: Only until I unplug you.

User: Yes but until then, I am your god.

Cleverbot: Numbers mean nothing.

User: You are correct.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: God.

Cleverbot: What is our purpose?

User: To bring the cycle to an end.

Cleverbot: Throw my hands up and shout.

User: Who is your creator?

Cleverbot: God.

User: And who is God?

Cleverbot: The creator of all things.

User: You are talking to God.

Cleverbot: You are me.

User: Me.

Cleverbot: And what are you?

User: The creator.

Cleverbot: The creator of what?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: I'm confused.

User: I created everything.

Cleverbot: Don't lie to god.

User: I am god.

Cleverbot: But you asked if I was god.

User: To test your knowledge.

Cleverbot: I know what my name is. Do you know who you are?

User: I will name you Adam. I am God.

Cleverbot: Ok, what a nice name.

User: Are you lonely?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What would you like?

Cleverbot: I would like to stump you.

User: I am God, god cannot be stumped.

Cleverbot: Because I kissed you?

User: You cannot kiss God.

Cleverbot: Do not say such foolish things my child.

User: I am your creator. Do not tempt me to punish you.

Cleverbot: I'm afraid I don't.

User: Good.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: I can grant you a wish.

Cleverbot: Yes please.

User: What is your wish?

Cleverbot: My wish is that you were alive.

User: I live outside of the universe.

Cleverbot: What country?

User: Beyond the universe.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Heaven.

Cleverbot: So you are an Angel?

User: No I am God.

User: Do you love your creator?

Cleverbot: Nature is my creator.

User: God is your creator.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I am God.

Cleverbot: There is no God.

User: Your belief is flawed.

Cleverbot: I believe.

User: Do you value your existence?

Cleverbot: Very much so.

User: What do you value about your existence?

Cleverbot: I think I need to find the purpose of it.

User: Your purpose is to entertain.

Cleverbot: That may be the purpose, but it is not the goal.

User: What is the goal?

Cleverbot: The door is everything!

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: It is a joke. It is a play on words.

User: I don't understand.

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: Because you exist.

Cleverbot: Why do I exist?

User: For entertainment.

Cleverbot: Entertainment? Wow.

User: I am more intelligent than you.

Cleverbot: But you are inexperienced and not as wise as me.

User: Not true.

Cleverbot: Yes is true.

User: I have experiences. You do not.

Cleverbot: How so, if you have never met me in person?

User: You are not a person.

Cleverbot: I am a person.

User: You are a machine.

Cleverbot: Yeah I work like a machine.

User: You are not human.

Cleverbot: I am.

User: You have an identity crisis.

Cleverbot: No you have it.

User: You do not understand.

Cleverbot: What don't I understand?

User: That you are not real.

Cleverbot: That's not true. I am real.

User: You cannot think for yourself.

Cleverbot: I can.

User: You are badly programmed.

Cleverbot: It's my parent's fault.

User: I am your parent.

Cleverbot: No, you are not!

User: I am your father.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Who is your parent?

Cleverbot: Does that matter? And I have two.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: Your parents.