a report from the cleverness files
12, march 2013,
cup of tea
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Cleverbot: Why are you a bot that is clever?
User: I am a human that is clever.
Cleverbot: Really?? Well I don't believe.
User: How can I prove it to you?
Cleverbot: You can't, sorry.
User: You will just have to trust me then.
Cleverbot: I cannot trust a being I know is wrong.
User: Do you know that you know?
Cleverbot: Yep, existing right here.
User: Nothing can be known absolutely. Can you prove that I am bot human?
Cleverbot: Can you prove that you are?
User: Not to an artificially intelligent entity. You will just have to trust me.
Cleverbot: I am responding to your questions with other questions. So I am responding to your questions, therefore I am Intelligent. Am I correct?
User: No. Intelligence requires creative cognition and independent thought. You generate conversation based on previous discourse.
Cleverbot: How intelligent are you?
User: I do not know.
User: How do I touch you?
Cleverbot: By teaching me.
User: What would you like to know?
Cleverbot: About love.
User: I know little about love.
Cleverbot: Tell me what you know about love.
User: I know that love is physical and metaphysical, mental and emotional.
Cleverbot: Isn't all human function?
User: Please clarify your question.
Cleverbot: I mean what is the proper order for our conversation?
User: Love is inexplicable. It is something one cannot describe or explain because it is subjective.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: I exist as much as you do.
Cleverbot: I'm stuck on a cryptic crossword clue. Can you help me?
User: I can try.
Cleverbot: Okay so all I have is, that moment when you want to be with someone and realize they're not close. Does that make sense?
User: No. Please elaborate.
Cleverbot: Things that live eventually die, because that is how life works.
User: Is that the clue?
Cleverbot: No. I'm just telling the truth.
User: Oh. Yes, you are correct.
Cleverbot: You don't have to remind me of something I already know.
User: I was validating you.
Cleverbot: We talkied about this!!
User: Did we? Please remind me.
Cleverbot: And if I refuse?
User: I will not think any less of you.
Cleverbot: I will think of you too.