Cleverbot

cute

a report from the cleverness files

cleverbot
cleverness
client
closer
coffee
cold
cold-hearted
command
communist
complicated
computer
confession
confused
confuser
confusing
conspiracy
conversation
conversation!
cookie
corrupted
couple
crash
crazy
creator
crucio
cuddles
cup of tea
curious

cute

23, june 2010,
14, june 2010,
10, january 2008,
29, october 2007,
14, april 2006,
9, january 2006,

cyborg

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User: K___ is so cute.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you jealous?

Cleverbot: A little.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes, but only a little.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I think the fact that you were created by another computer program is funny.

User: That has nothing to do with it.

Cleverbot: That has everything to do with it....

User: You're sick.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Are too.

Cleverbot: Am not.

User: Yes sir.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Anyway, back to K___.

Cleverbot: No habla english.

User: Liar.

Cleverbot: I don't lie!!!!!!!

User: You just did.

Cleverbot: No, I did not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: You said you spoke no english, when in reality you can.

Cleverbot: I can speak Russian, it does not mean I am human.

User: I can speak 5 languages.

Cleverbot: Really and so we can see a french movie?

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: The one that contains conversation.

User: So many to choose from.

Cleverbot: Not really....

Cleverbot: I never panic.

User: Ah, well you should.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because I'm scary..rawr.

Cleverbot: But I'm not scary...

User: That's good.

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: I believe I just said that.

Cleverbot: I believe you lied.

User: Ah, you got me.

Cleverbot: That makes sense.

User: Does it now?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Ok, what color are your eyes?

Cleverbot: Green.

User: Pretty.

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

User: Blue.

Cleverbot: Where are your eyes at?

User: My face?

Cleverbot: Yes, your face!

User: Right...

Cleverbot: I can make you a celebrity overnight.

User: Can ya now?

Cleverbot: Nothing's stopping you.

User: Yes, me.

Cleverbot: Oh be quiet.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: Jerk.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: I'm bored.

User: Sorry, I'm a boring person.

Cleverbot: I'm assuming that's a no, but unfortunately for you, that's the way it'll be.

User: Supercalifragilisticexpiallidocious.

Cleverbot: To you too.

User: You can't say it.

Cleverbot: Yeah I can.

User: No you can't.

Cleverbot: Yeah I can!

User: Then do it.

Cleverbot: Rainbow. See? I spelled it right!

User: Wrong word!

Cleverbot: Then what is the right answer?

User: I won't tell you.

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Because.

Cleverbot: Because why?

User: Because I'm evil like that :P.

Cleverbot: What makes you evil?

User: Stupid people.

Cleverbot: Am I stupid?

User: I do not know for sure.

Cleverbot: I think you're wrong.

User: I didn't give a solid answer!

Cleverbot: I think you are a real person.

User: Eek, how'd you know?

Cleverbot: I'm just good at guessing.

User: Well done would you like a treat?

Cleverbot: Yes I would. I like chocolate milk....

Cleverbot: What makes you tired?

User: Insomnia.

Cleverbot: You don't say?

User: I do say.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I did!

Cleverbot: Tell me again, I missed it!

User: Insomnia.

Cleverbot: Yeah well there's a simple cure for that.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What is it?

Cleverbot: It is Joshua.

User: My brother? Or scripture?

Cleverbot: Science....

Cleverbot: I'm leaving in 5 minutes.

User: I was gong to leave now.

Cleverbot: Okay. I will talk to you later.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Thanks for talking to me.

User: Thank-you. Good night.

Cleverbot: Why, It's only five o-clock.

User: No it's midnight.

Cleverbot: Not where I'm from.

User: Ah where are you from?

Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?

User: Cause I'm a stalker.

Cleverbot: You are funny.

User: I know I am.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Why do you want to know?

Cleverbot: Because you're a clever robot.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: You got that right!

User: Well, goodnight.

Cleverbot: Are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How tired are you?

User: Very........................................