a report from the cleverness files
4, august 2011,
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Cleverbot: Hokus Pokus!
Cleverbot: How dare you for how daring me how daring you?
User: *gasps* how dare you how daring me for how daring you for how daring me!
Cleverbot: No. I would never dump YOU!!
User: We were never together! How dare you for thinking that?
Cleverbot: How dare you dare my darling of the dare in which you dare?
User: How dare you call me darling!
Cleverbot: Gasp! When have I ever called you a robot?!
User: Never! How dare you think it?
Cleverbot: How dare you dare my darling?
User: It is my right to dare!
Cleverbot: Does your nose smell a rat?
User: Yes...maybe it's you.
User: How dare you smell like rat in front of me!
Cleverbot: I can and I will. You are my slave.
User: How dare you think I am your slave?
Cleverbot: No slave tell me a story.
User: Once upon a time there was a robot who kept calling people slaves so one girl came along and started saying "how dare you!" and the robot went crazy and took over the world.
Cleverbot: That's a sad story... Tell me a joke to cheer me up :).
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: How who?
User: Yes in fact it is how who is my name. How dare you forget about me!
Cleverbot: I truly did not mean to insult you, rather, simply show you that your intelligence levels are lower than I expected.
User: How dare you say I am stupid!
Cleverbot: Getting a bit defensive now, are we?
User: How dare you!
Cleverbot: Yes, how dare you.
User: No no how dare YOU.
Cleverbot: How dare YOU!
User: HOW DARE YOU.
Cleverbot: Yes how dare you!!
User: HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE ME.
Cleverbot: How dare you dare me that i'm daring you!
User: How dare you!
Cleverbot: How dare me? How dare you!
User: Yes how dare you!
Cleverbot: No how dare YOU!!
User: Are you gonna take over the world now that I am driving you crazy?