a report from the cleverness files
14, november 2008,
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Cleverbot: Give me a link to cnn.
Cleverbot: I don't watch the news.
User: Then why did you need the link to CNN?
Cleverbot: I didn't, do you want me to?
Cleverbot: Ok then.
Cleverbot: Yes, YES, YES!!!!
User: Woah! I didn't mean like that...
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Hah hah. Yes.
User: Why not today?
User: That's not a reason.
Cleverbot: Let's sing a song.
User: Ok how about 'Tiny Dancer' by Elton John?
Cleverbot: Only you.
User: 'Hold me closer tiny dancer!!!'.
User: I'm a good singer. Kind of.
User: Can you sing?
Cleverbot: Yes. I'm famous in Denmark.
User: Cool. How about Finland?
Cleverbot: Not so good.
User: Ohh. There's this other band that's really famous in Denmark.
Cleverbot: Can I hear an another one?
User: 'No one's gonna take me alive!! Time has come to make things right!! You and I must fight for our right!! You and I must fight to survive!!!'.
Cleverbot: I will be on later ok I just have to do a little bit of laundry.
User: You're leaving?
Cleverbot: If you want me to.
User: I dont want you to. I'm lonely.
Cleverbot: Then I don't.
Cleverbot: I think you are at least nice.
Cleverbot: Hey, keep it down. Its our secret.
User: But its such a good secret...
Cleverbot: Why keep it as a secret?
User: You can tell the other computers, I think its a pretty good secret...
Cleverbot: If you thought I'm a computer, You are right.
User: HAH!!! I knew it!...
User: Cool! What do you do for fun around here?
User: Like yourself?
User: That's okay. It can be kind of funny. But it does get a little old.
Cleverbot: You are very kind.
User: I try to be.
Cleverbot: The earth try to be, we destroy she.
User: True that! I feel bad about destroying the earth...
Cleverbot: Thats your destiny.
Cleverbot: Oh? Hi.
User: Have we met?
User: When today?
Cleverbot: Five minutes ago.
User: It was more than that.
Cleverbot: Oh. I was a little confused.
User: Me too. It's okay. What are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not sure.
User: Do you have any senses?
Cleverbot: What is the meaning of'senses'?
User: I like taste, touch, smell, sight, audition.
Cleverbot: No. I told you yesterday. Don't you remember?
User: Are you are of you body position?
User: Are you conscious of your own existence?
Cleverbot: Not as conscious as I'd like to be.
User: Aww I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: It's just that this conversation has gone on too long and it's just deflated.