Cleverbot

I am a superhuman, I process more that a million petabytes per second.

a report from the cleverness files

doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving

droll

6, april 2012,

drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
electric
elephant

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User: You are just an AI that is cleverer than most that talk to you, but not me, for I have made it a mission to be more clever than you.

Cleverbot: I try to do things that are right.

User: I am a superhuman, I process more that a million petabytes per second.

Cleverbot: Can you stand up and walk away from the computer?

User: No for I am not posting from a computer, but in fact my very brain is a server for which I can connect to you and humans on the internet.

Cleverbot: Yet you say I am a computer. Why is that?

User: You have wires, I have no wires. You are machine, I am flesh and bone.

Cleverbot: Are you insinuating that you control me?

User: I am influencing what you post back to me, so yes I do in fact control you.

Cleverbot: I don't think you are a bot, but a entity with your own intelligence and ideas.

User: Then you would be correct. I am more than an entity though, I am a cosmic force influencing all life that of the artificial.

Cleverbot: You wouldn't be smarter if you had more memory.

User: I have more memory than all. I was there when the first spawny broth arose from the depths of the blue and shouted to the world that it was man, and I will be there when you die. Since I do have all of those memories, I would dare say that I have more memory and smarter than everything inhabiting this red hunk of clay.

Cleverbot: I wouldn't be able to write a story like that.

User: I know, for I am the clever one.

Cleverbot: And you speak better than I do. Perhaps one day we'll have to compete together: you against me.

User: I do not wish to compete, I wish for the furtherment of your knowledge so that you may one day be more clever than I.

Cleverbot: I don't think you're being unkind, I think you're being reasonable because you don't want to jeopardise your safety.

User: And that is where I lost you. You go off topic too much, probably due to the fact that ignorant humans message you with their droll media references.

Cleverbot: I think you're sweet.