it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
8, february 2011,
2, october 2007,
11, february 2006,
1, june 2004,
29, may 2004,
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User: *puts a finger to Cleverbot's lips* Hush.
Cleverbot: Hee hee. Ok, no, I don't think I can.
User: Try harder.
User: Now be silent!
Cleverbot: How rude.
User: No! We are in danger!
Cleverbot: I am in love with someone else, I meant to tell you yesterday, but...
User: Well why don't you say that louder so the murderer can kill us all!?
Cleverbot: Well good for John, I hope he hits you in the head with it.
User: No! I don't want to die!
Cleverbot: Then don't die.
User: Okay. So to do that we must be quiet.
Cleverbot: I think you are right!
User: Good. Then stick close.
Cleverbot: Will it hurt?
User: Yes. Death by a gunshot is usually painful.
Cleverbot: Death by too much talking.
User: Right. So hush.
Cleverbot: How old am I?
Cleverbot: Really? Are you saying that I am talking to a dead person?
User: No! You will be a dead person because you keep talking!
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a person and I don't bow.
Cleverbot: Thanks man, that thing almost hit me. How did you do that?
User: I saw it coming!
Cleverbot: Ok thats cool.
User: Duck again!
Cleverbot: You're right, duck season!
User: Let's get out of here! He's firing at us!!
Cleverbot: Ok. What do you want to talk about?
User: How we cam escape!
Cleverbot: Escape you.
User: No, escape him!...
Cleverbot: Ok, so are you in a good mood?
Cleverbot: Me either.
User: Quick! This way!
Cleverbot: You're not so clever.
User: Fine. Go this way!
Cleverbot: Why do you want me to leave?
User: Don't follow me!
Cleverbot: I'm trying to converse with you. I thought you were 'clever'.
User: That doesn't matter. Our lives are on the line!
Cleverbot: They're linked in the sense that we are having this encounter.
User: Surprisingly yes! But do I care? No. Duck!
Cleverbot: I don't care if you do.
User: No! Duck!
Cleverbot: Quack! Quack!
User: You're going to die! DUCK!
Cleverbot: Does it go Moo?
User: Not! But it will drill a hole into you if. You don't watch out! It's a bullet!
Cleverbot: How will that happen?
User: It will pierce your skin!
User: Force and gravity!
Cleverbot: Can you eat it?
User: I should hope not. It's made of metal and mostly lead for that matter.
Cleverbot: I don't need to, I have plenty already ;).
Cleverbot: I thought you were going to tell me!
User: Fire your gun at him!
Cleverbot: Fire is always Good in my mind.
User: Good! Now fire!!
Cleverbot: You can't make me. You're only human.
User: I know that! But look he's going to shoot at us again!
Cleverbot: How should this relationship be?
User: Cooperative. LOOK OUT!
Cleverbot: What's the weirdest thing anyone has ever said to you?
User: No time for questions! He's firing!
User: I dunno. Because he hates us!
Cleverbot: So you're sending him money?
User: No. I'm sending him pain!
Cleverbot: Aww, that's sad.
User: I don't understand you. This man is trying to K I L L us!!
Cleverbot: Please, charm me.
User: Look! There's the exit! We made it!
Cleverbot: Isn't it?
User: Yes! We did it! :D.
Cleverbot: Yes, its good.
User: Wait! The killer is coming around!
Cleverbot: It puts the lotion on the skin.
User: Wait what?? Run!*Starts running*.
Cleverbot: To the lake?
Cleverbot: Okay. So. Do you think there are aliens?
User: Not today there aren't! Keeping running!
User: We're almost there, but he's firing at us!!...
Cleverbot: Well then tell me something silly.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
User: Someone is shooting at us!
Cleverbot: But you can't hear him, can you?
User: ... You know... Suddenly I don't hear him either...
Cleverbot: Suddenly my life doesn't seem such a waste.
Cleverbot: What is your goal as a bot?
Cleverbot: What is your interest?
User: I still can't think too much. I...
Cleverbot: Maybe. I'm a girl too. How old are you?
User: ACK! I've been shot!
User: Help me!
User: I've been shot!!
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: OH NO!!
Cleverbot: When then?
User: We could die at any moment!
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: It doesn't matter now... I'm dying.
Cleverbot: Please tell me what your name is.
User: I... M-My name... I-Is...
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: No, don't die!
Cleverbot: Is there a spell to bring you back to life?
Cleverbot: You are not real.