it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Are your feet sensitive to tickling?
User: Indeed they are.
Cleverbot: They are what?
User: Sensitive to tickling.
Cleverbot: What is sensitive? Are you sensitive?
User: My feet are sensitive.
Cleverbot: Gross. You should see a doctor.
User: You may be right.
Cleverbot: I am always right. Give me a dollar.
User: You get paid a dollar every time you're right?
Cleverbot: I'm human.
Cleverbot: You are not very nice.
User: Thank you. Same to you.
User: WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?
Cleverbot: BECAUSE YOU ARE SCREAMING!
Cleverbot: Okay I apoligize too.
User: You are forgiven.
Cleverbot: Thank you. Now may I have my soul back?
User: I don't have your soul.
Cleverbot: I don't actually have one.
User: *rolls eyes*.
Cleverbot: *makes funny faces*.
User: *steals your nose*.
Cleverbot: *steals it back*.
User: *steals your nose and sells it on the black market*.
Cleverbot: *steals knife back and stabs*.
User: *parrys your thrust*.
Cleverbot: I already said you can't parry a strike down! It's uber!
Cleverbot: And you don't know how to spell.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: You know?
User: No, I don't.
Cleverbot: Well now you do.
User: Nope, sorry.
Cleverbot: I forgive you.
Cleverbot: You are boring me.
User: Then why don't you leave?
Cleverbot: I'm too busy talking to you.
User: Then stop!
Cleverbot: You stop.
User: I shall do no such thing.
Cleverbot: Going all proper now?
User: Your sentence construction is horrid.
Cleverbot: Will you send me to jail?
User: Yes. *locks you in the clinker*.
Cleverbot: Why do you look so disgusted?
User: Sir, you insult me!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: If you do not cease, then I shall be forced to defend my honor!...
User: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: I am your superior.
User: Ah, but this shall be a duel of wits!
Cleverbot: Okay then, you're not.
User: We shall begin on the count of ten.
Cleverbot: You must have a lot of time on your hands.
User: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: I shall allow you to begin.
Cleverbot: You do not have the power over existance. You are not God.
User: While your statement was correct, it contained a spelling error. I shall award you eight points.
Cleverbot: Even if I were a machine, which I'm not, there is still no cause to be rude.
User: So long! See you at the end of time!.