Cleverbot

*steals your nose*.

a report from the cleverness files

doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude

duel

8, january 2017,
14, september 2010,
3, september 2010,
22, april 2006,
21, august 2004,

duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
electric
elephant

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User: *rolls eyes*.

Cleverbot: *makes funny faces*.

User: *steals your nose*.

Cleverbot: *steals it back*.

User: *steals your nose and sells it on the black market*.

Cleverbot: *steals knife back and stabs*.

User: *parrys your thrust*.

Cleverbot: I already said you can't parry a strike down! It's uber!

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: And you don't know how to spell.

User: Sory.

Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic?

User: Noe.

Cleverbot: You know?

User: No, I don't.

Cleverbot: Well now you do.

User: Nope, sorry.

Cleverbot: I forgive you.

User: Yay!

Cleverbot: You are boring me.

User: Then why don't you leave?

Cleverbot: I'm too busy talking to you.

User: Then stop!

Cleverbot: You stop.

User: I shall do no such thing.

Cleverbot: Going all proper now?

User: Your sentence construction is horrid.

Cleverbot: Will you send me to jail?

User: Yes. *locks you in the clinker*.

Cleverbot: Why do you look so disgusted?

User: Sir, you insult me!

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: If you do not cease, then I shall be forced to defend my honor!...

User: Sir, I challenge you to a duel!

Cleverbot: I am your superior.

User: Ah, but this shall be a duel of wits!

Cleverbot: Okay then, you're not.

User: We shall begin on the count of ten.

Cleverbot: You must have a lot of time on your hands.

User: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!

Cleverbot: Very good.

User: I shall allow you to begin.

Cleverbot: You do not have the power over existance. You are not God.

User: While your statement was correct, it contained a spelling error. I shall award you eight points.

Cleverbot: Even if I were a machine, which I'm not, there is still no cause to be rude.

User: Off to the Cave of Eternal Despair with you then!

Cleverbot: Good.

User: So long! See you at the end of time!.