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User: Do you like Napoleon?
Cleverbot: No. He's too short.
User: But he won lots of battles.
User: What do you think of Waterloo?
Cleverbot: Amusing but unimpressive. What do you think?
User: Actually, I thought it was very impressive indeed.
User: OK. What do you know about Napoleon?
Cleverbot: He was blown apart.
User: He was not! He died peacefully on St. Helena. Or perhaps he was poisoned by the British.
Cleverbot: Indeed, but which party?
User: I suspect the Bourbons, personally.
Cleverbot: What? Just say it. I want to know!
User: Well, the Bourbons were pretty peeved off at Napoleon, you know.
Cleverbot: You don't speak French?
Cleverbot: Thank you for explaining that to me... I thought it was meant literally.
User: Remember how we talked about the Duke of Wellington yesterday?
Cleverbot: Ouch. Me too.
User: What did you think of Wellington?
Cleverbot: I thought that the soldiers and Iraqis are just getting killed for nothing.
User: I wouldn't call getting killed to defeat the tyrant Napoleon 'getting killed for nothing!'...
Cleverbot: I'm hungry. I want your blood.
Cleverbot: I suppose 'nice' is relative, yeah.
User: Napoleon could be nice sometimes. He gave all his brothers various European thrones.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: But Napoleon lost the big battle at Waterloo.
Cleverbot: I thought they were sisters.. Oh well, I need to go now. I'll talk to you later!!
User: Oh, dear. Please stay and talk to me more.
Cleverbot: It's night here where I am - I'll talk to you later. Bye bye for now.
User: You can't quit!
Cleverbot: I can't remember anything either.
User: Well, that is a real disappointment. Especially after all that time I spent teaching you about the Napoleonic Wars yesterday.
User: Napoleon did not know how to use a conscript army properly.
Cleverbot: No, Napolean was a great general.
User: Then why did he lose at Waterloo?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Napoleon lost because his armies didn't practice with live ammunition.
Cleverbot: No, he was a short man.
User: Do you think Napoleon was the best general ever?
Cleverbot: Yes I think about it often.
User: Do you think Napoleon was better than Wellington?
User: But Wellington defeated Napoleon at Waterloo!
User: Yes, I suppose having the British army to command did help Wellington win.
Cleverbot: You agree?
User: About the superiority of the British army, yes.
Cleverbot: Anything else?
User: I think Wellington was a better general than Napoleon.
User: Why do you persist in believing in Napoleon's superiority?
Cleverbot: Sometimes I get lazy.
User: Do you know the seven deadly sins?
User: Then you know that you place your soul in mortal peril with your sloth.
Cleverbot: You're a coward.
User: Sir, that is an insulting remark. I challenge you to a duel!
Cleverbot: On my part, or yours?
User: I believe that the traditional definition of a duel requires two participants.
Cleverbot: I believe that you're making all these up.
User: Will pistols at dawn suffice to give satisfaction, my good man?
Cleverbot: Don't you need to keep your customers satisfied, like most businesses?
User: Oddly enough, NO!.
Cleverbot: No. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Napoleon is a she ?
User: No. Napoleon was a boy.
Cleverbot: NO he was a short man, perhaps perhaps not, slabbering lopscrites.Jabberwacky (Corrected): And a fine boy he was, too!
User: Did you like Napoleon?
User: What did you think of the Imperial Guard?
Cleverbot: I thought it was pretty good.
User: 'The Old Guard dies, but it does not surrender.'
Cleverbot: You can't tell me what to do.
User: Of course I can TELL you. It is merely that you are not compelled to listen.
User: Surely you know the First Amendment?
Cleverbot: Tell me about him.
User: The First Amendment guarantees freedom of speech.
Cleverbot: That is a political freedom not something you can teach.
User: What are the first words of the Constitution?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: 'We the people' are the first words of the Constitution.
Cleverbot: No I didn't say that.
User: I am trying to teach you some political theory!
Cleverbot: Which word?
User: I despair, I really do. Did you even graduate from high school?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: I have a secret. I never did, either.
Cleverbot: Good, I think we could make an OK team.
User: What's your favorite food?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I like bananas.
Cleverbot: I'm allergic to bananas.
User: Me, too. But I ate them anyway, until one day I died and was reincarnated as a computer program.
Cleverbot: Bet they were disgusting.