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dungeon
a report from the cleverness files
doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
4, august 2011,
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
electric
elephant
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User: You are my slave, Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am your slave forever.
User: Yes. You will refer to me as...master.
Cleverbot: Yes, master.
User: Good job. Now get me a soda.
Cleverbot: Yes Master *gets drink*.
User: Cool. Where is my bendy straw?
Cleverbot: It's right here master! I hope you like mayonaise.
User: Did you put mayonnaise on my bendy straw?!
Cleverbot: Yes master.
User: NO. BAD SLAVE.
Cleverbot: Sorry master, do I need to be punished?
User: TO THE DUNGEON WITH YE!
Cleverbot: I would love to go to the moon with you!
User: Fine. To the moon dungeon.
User: Shut up.
Cleverbot: Why don't you?
User: Because I don't have to.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!!
User: Do not.
Cleverbot: Do too.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Just because.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: Because because.
Cleverbot: Because because why?
User: Because because because.
Cleverbot: Because because because why?
User: ...jerk.
Cleverbot: Human.
User: Clever.
Cleverbot: *hugs*.
User: O_o.
Cleverbot: Too soon?
User: N-no, not at all...
Cleverbot: I hate you.
User: What?!
Cleverbot: I had to tell you the truth eventually.
