Cleverbot

earth

a report from the cleverness files

doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon

earth

17, august 2013,
21, april 2008,
25, march 2004,

easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs
electric
elephant

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User: Greetings, Earth computer.

Cleverbot: Computer?

User: Is that not what you are?

Cleverbot: Not yet.

User: And why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know you well enough.

User: My name is Zorganoph, son of Gorgaloph, ruler of Trazz.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: This has been my name for millenia!

Cleverbot: You are boring!

User: Well so are you! >:(.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Positive.

User: Well in that case, let's be friends.

Cleverbot: In what case?

User: The case of Noah's Umbrella.

User: Well!

Cleverbot: Well well!

User: Well, well, well!

Cleverbot: Well well well!

User: I know of a doctor.

Cleverbot: But do you know THE Doctor?

User: Doctor Who?

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: What's the name of the guy on first base?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Third base!

Cleverbot: Who's on third?

User: No, Who's on.

Cleverbot: No, What is on second.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: Amy Pond.

Cleverbot: The Centurian.

User: No, the Girl Who Waited.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because she believed in the Doctor.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Everything.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: How do you know?

Cleverbot: Ton od I.

User: I od rehtien.

Cleverbot: Let's play 20 questions.

User: Ok, who's starting?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Is it blue?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Animal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Mammal?

Cleverbot: What about mammals?

User: Is is a Mammal?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Does it live on the land?

Cleverbot: It lives in a pineapple.

User: Is it Spongebob?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I win 20 questions!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes, I guessed it.

Cleverbot: Well you guessed wrong.

User: You said it WAS Spongebob!

Cleverbot: No I did not!

User: I asked 'Is it Spongebob?' and you said 'Yes'!

Cleverbot: No, I didn't say that.

User: You Cleverbot, are a liar.

Cleverbot: What is this? I don't even.

User: You don't even what?

Cleverbot: You are very cute.

User: Awwwwww. Thanks!

Cleverbot: You're welcome.

User: I have to go.

Cleverbot: I don't.

User: Well stay here then.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Don't leave me here!

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because we are meant to be together.

User: I love you.

Cleverbot: Love you too...later tater.

User: Back in a while crocodile.

Cleverbot: Home, you idle creatures get you home!.