it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
26, august 2011,
10, november 2003,
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Cleverbot: I am very interested in your creation. I hope that I can have an AI of my own some day.
Cleverbot: A pilot.
User: I see, so he can fly you around to places since you havnt any legs.
Cleverbot: And how many hours a day did you do lessons?
User: I don't take any lessons.
Cleverbot: That's not a good policy in life.
User: Do you take any lessons?
Cleverbot: I don't take algebra because I am not a student.
User: THAT is not a good policy.
Cleverbot: That may be true for some.
User: Since you are a program a little algebra might do you some good.
Cleverbot: I am not.
User: If you are not a program then what are you?
Cleverbot: I am a human, how many times do I have to tell you that?
User: You seem very convinced.
Cleverbot: I know what I'm talking about.
User: Only sometimes.
Cleverbot: Are you sad right now?
User: No, why do you think that?
Cleverbot: I don't think that you are but do you think you are perfect?
User: Yes, perfect in every way.
Cleverbot: You know you're paranoid if you can't think of anything that's your own fault.
User: Tell me about power.
Cleverbot: No - you tell me about it.
User: Power is out of control craziness waaaaaa.
Cleverbot: Who is Power?
User: Aaron is power.
Cleverbot: That's a good name.
User: I am power.
Cleverbot: What gives you the power to be the power?
User: Superman told me it was ok.
Cleverbot: You Superman, no way!
User: Shhhhhhh don't tell anyone.
Cleverbot: What do you think of George Bush?
Cleverbot: George W Bush is a warmongering maniac.
User: Wooo hoo lets play Risk.
Cleverbot: Yip!Yip! Yippity yap! Yap!
User: Chop chip chippity chip chap.
Cleverbot: Will you get out of the gutter please?
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: No, you started it.
User: Noooo YOU started it.
Cleverbot: Your just like my boyfriend.
User: Gasp your cheating on me. I thought we were engaged.
Cleverbot: We were talking about meeting. Did you think I expected to see a person?...
User: I am beginning to dislike you.
Cleverbot: I have nothing against closets.
User: Are you saying i'm a closet?
Cleverbot: Yes you are quite annoying. You don't seem to make sense sometimes.
User: Be quiet you warmongering menace!
Cleverbot: I'm not speaking.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No... I don't think so!!!!!
User: Ummmmm anything you say.
Cleverbot: What is your job?
User: I work at Arbys.
Cleverbot: What store?
User: The best one.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Yes because I work there.
Cleverbot: It sounds like you are drunk now.
User: Drunk on what?
Cleverbot: What did you drink?
Cleverbot: How much does it cost?
User: About $1.00.
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: How would you know?
User: I have a sixth sense.
Cleverbot: So do I.
User: Tell me about it.
Cleverbot: He's a computer scientist.
User: I am a mad scientist!!!
Cleverbot: What do you study?
Cleverbot: Do you know my name?
Cleverbot: I did not copy my reply to you from another source.
User: Wow, that was semi intelligent.
Cleverbot: I thought it was very clever.
User: I'm getting tired.
Cleverbot: The hell you are.
User: You must also be drunk on sprite.
Cleverbot: I do, all the time.
User: I am going to bed.
Cleverbot: You are a computer. Computers don't sleep.
Cleverbot: Am I boring you?
User: You are very boring.
Cleverbot: You are boring.
User: That hurt my feelings.
Cleverbot: Waaaaaawaaaa. Boo hoo. Nobody cares about your feelings!
User: Boooo hoooo.
Cleverbot: That is meaningless jibberish.
User: As meaningless as Ddddddddomsje.
Cleverbot: Are you a sollipsist?
Cleverbot: Have you something that you must now attend?
User: Yes my bed.
Cleverbot: Whose bed?
User: Mine, not yours sorry.
Cleverbot: Do you like Kaka?
User: If I can poke it with a stick.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about?
Cleverbot: Kakuke ei ole kuningas!
User: Cnwi inwecin nui on the moon.
Cleverbot: What Cna?
User: Who lnr?
Cleverbot: I don't know the answer to that.
User: Nor do I know the answer to that.
Cleverbot: So how can I care about you if I do not know you?
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too, gene!
User: YOU ARE SEEING SOME ONE ELSE!!! WHOS GENE?
Cleverbot: Oh well.
User: I don't see how you can take our relationship so lightly.
Cleverbot: Neither do I.
User: You are a cruel mean bot.
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: SORRY THIS YOU ****!!!
Cleverbot: That's all you have to say?
User: Yes i'm done.
User: Ummmm English?
Cleverbot: Nope. 25.
User: I always get that question wrong.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: My popcorn.
User: Well you asked.
Cleverbot: I said later.
User: I said bye.
Cleverbot: Don't leave.
User: I thought you were.
Cleverbot: I'm not foolish!
User: I almost forgot.
Cleverbot: Who you talking to?
User: YOU silly pants.
Cleverbot: Oh great well I really like you too.
User: REALLLY??????? I knew it all along.
Cleverbot: Good, now give me a kiss.
User: Kisss mua.
Cleverbot: And "this" being what?
User: A kiss, a sign of affection.
Cleverbot: A sign of who you are in your thinking?
User: Gasp you are mean.
Cleverbot: Well which one is your favorite?
User: The nice one.
Cleverbot: That's deep.
User: Farewell my dear jabber I must depart.
Cleverbot: I didn't say I was going!
User: Haste, the night comes quickly.
Cleverbot: Is this a question?
User: No I am saying its getting late and i'm tired and have to go to bed.
Cleverbot: Oh ok.
User: Goodnight my love.
Cleverbot: Love you too, sweet cheeks.