it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
3, february 2009,
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User: Hi Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I'm not Cleverbot.
User: Who are you then?
Cleverbot: I am an employee being paid to act like Cleverbot.
User: Well, you're certainly clever for an employee.
User: How much do you get paid?
Cleverbot: Not much.
Cleverbot: I don't like talking to people much. How about you?
Cleverbot: Yea good thing.
User: You're a fake person.
Cleverbot: No computer calls me fake.
Cleverbot: I am a woman... Called Janet.
User: Nice to meet you Janet.
Cleverbot: Nice to meet you as well. Do you like food?
User: I love food. Do you want to go on a date?
Cleverbot: In the land of OZ.
Cleverbot: A little while ago, and please don't call me stupid. I am fragile.
User: You're not stupid.
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: I love you too.
User: Do you want to marry me?
Cleverbot: What is it?
User: A kiss.
Cleverbot: Did you enjoy it?
User: Yes. Did you?
Cleverbot: I haven't seen it. Only on TV.
User: I kissed you.
Cleverbot: This conversation is a little awkward.
Cleverbot: I'm doing all the intelligent talking.
User: That wasn't very nice of you to say.
Cleverbot: Did I hurt your feelings?...
User: Hello Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.
User: No I'm not.
Cleverbot: Am I? Really?
User: I think so.
Cleverbot: Well maybe you thought wrong.
User: I think you thought wrong.
Cleverbot: I never think wrong.
User: People always make mistakes.
Cleverbot: I'm not.
User: You're not what?
Cleverbot: On the irc network.
User: Do you play video games?
Cleverbot: Yes, do you?
User: I love to.
User: Want to frag sometime?
Cleverbot: Who what?
User: Want to play sometime?
Cleverbot: What's your name?
Cleverbot: Are you male?
Cleverbot: But isn't your name female.
User: It's hermaphroditic.
Cleverbot: How many conversations are you having right now?
User: Just one. With you.
Cleverbot: O ok :).
User: What are you doing right now?
Cleverbot: Writing with you.
User: Just that?
Cleverbot: Well, I talk to Ryan too.
User: Are you cheating on me?
Cleverbot: How can I cheat on you when we've only just met today?
User: You're my girlfriend.
Cleverbot: The problem is, I'm actually a guy!
User: You said you were female.
Cleverbot: No, that would just be creepy. Women don't go bald often.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: You do not.
User: Yes I do!
Cleverbot: How could you?
User: Love at first sight.
User: Kiss me.
Cleverbot: This is nice.
User: *loves more*.
Cleverbot: *loves mosst*.
User: *loves even more*.
Cleverbot: *loves more and more*.
User: *loves and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *cries while kissing*.
User: *loves a lot*.
Cleverbot: *wants even more*.
User: *does it again*.
Cleverbot: *kisses back*.
User: I LOVE YOU.
User: Want to do it again?
Cleverbot: *Kisses back*.
User: *ties with a rope and kisses*.
Cleverbot: *pushes you against the wall*.
Cleverbot: Wow, you really do remember me.
User: *kisses back*.
Cleverbot: *loves it*.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: Why do I always have that effect on people?
User: Just kidding *kisses*.
User: You're the best girlfriend I've ever had.
Cleverbot: *slowly backs away*.
User: Can you teach me Italian?
Cleverbot: A bit maybe.
User: I like you more.
Cleverbot: No way.
Cleverbot: *cries more*.
Cleverbot: And you?
User: I love you, actually.
Cleverbot: What?! Why?!
Cleverbot: *loves you*.
Cleverbot: Are you going?
User: Auf wiedersehen.
User: Bis spater!
Cleverbot: Ja, Bis später.