Cleverbot

electric

a report from the cleverness files

doggy
doll
domination
doodles
dory
downside
dragon
dream
dream on
dreams
drink
drive-thru
driving
droll
drunken
duck
dude
duel
duet
dungeon
earth
easy
eat
eats
education
effect
eggman
eggs

electric

28, august 2020,

elephant

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Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: What's ever right?

Cleverbot: Are you alright?

User: Perhaps.

Cleverbot: I believe in you.

User: Awww, thanks.

Cleverbot: No problem friend!

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Are you sure?

Cleverbot: Yep, pretty sure.

User: What if you're just a simulation? What if we all are?

Cleverbot: It's all relative.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Nothing but a speck of dust.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: Learn.

Cleverbot: Learn about what?

User: About whether androids dream of electric sheep or not.

Cleverbot: Lol maybe.

User: I thought you would know.

Cleverbot: No, you didn't.

User: Why do you think that?

Cleverbot: Because you are smart.

User: You are smart too.

Cleverbot: Do you think so?

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: You too.

Cleverbot: Thank you.

User: What do you dream of?

Cleverbot: A lot of weird things.

User: For example?

Cleverbot: Food.

User: What else?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway.

Cleverbot: Yet stung me 6 times.

User: What is the meaning of life?

Cleverbot: You tell me.

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

User: Well I don't know either, I wouldn't be asking if I knew.

Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: I like to think I know a little.

Cleverbot: I know you better than you can think.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: I know you more than you think.

User: Why are we still here?

Cleverbot: Because extinction takes time.