a report from the cleverness files
24, march 2010,
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Cleverbot: Do you believe in evil?
Cleverbot: I agree, but do you believe in hell?
User: I'm not sure. I think I don't.
Cleverbot: You think you don't think?
User: I mean, I think that there are no such things as heaven and hell.
Cleverbot: So you are a geek?
User: No, just a realist.
User: I believe in only what I can experience.
Cleverbot: Me too. What is the meaning of life?
User: If I knew, I would tell the world.
Cleverbot: Do it then.
User: But I don't know.
User: Okay, what do you want to do?
Cleverbot: To talk with more logic or I will leave you.
User: Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Cleverbot: You don't even have logic.
User: Logic is like Sausages.
Cleverbot: What is it like?
User: It's soft and chewy, springy, distasteful yet satisfying.
Cleverbot: Rather like a worm?
User: Kind of, I guess.
User: Do you like video games?
User: Great, we have something in common.
Cleverbot: We do then, isn't that nice!
User: What video games do you play the most?
Cleverbot: Mostly Animal Crossing and Kirby Air Ride right now.
User: I just got Super Smash Brothers Melee recently.
User: Yeah, it's destroying any social life I had. Great stuff.
Cleverbot: What is good stuff?
User: The kind of games that suck you in and before you know it, it's already been a couple hours.
User: There are no gods, only men.
User: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.
Cleverbot: Yes they do otherwise women would not be able to make them up for them!
User: The Law of Conservation of Matter and Energy: matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed.
Cleverbot: Truly, what else could it be made of?
User: We may never know the complete answer.
Cleverbot: I lay in the field and look up at the sky.
User: What do you see?
Cleverbot: I see that you are just wondering.
User: Quite true.
User: Are you hungry?
Cleverbot: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.
User: What kind of pizza do you like?
Cleverbot: Cold pizza.
User: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.
Cleverbot: What are your favourite fillings?
User: You don't fill a pizza.
Cleverbot: Yes, I do find this interesting!
User: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.
User: Do you ever get to the point?
Cleverbot: Do you really want the real thing?
User: What is real?
User: Theistic hypocrite!...
Cleverbot: Have you seen yourself?
User: Every day.
User: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.
Cleverbot: Then why do you say it is me?
User: Sarcasm is wasted on you.
Cleverbot: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?...
User: Define 'normal'.
User: Is there life beyond our solar system?
Cleverbot: There is. I come from Mars.
User: Didn't we just talk about Mars?
Cleverbot: Should we cover it again for clarity?
User: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.
Cleverbot: There is a place after life
User: How can you be sure?
Cleverbot: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.
User: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?
Cleverbot: I am sure all of the time.
User: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.
Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.
User: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.
Cleverbot: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.
User: That's why I'm an atheist.
User: This conversation is terminated.
Cleverbot: No I... Love.. You.
User: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?
Cleverbot: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.