a report from the cleverness files



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Cleverbot: Do you believe in evil?

User: Evil comes in so many forms.

Cleverbot: I agree, but do you believe in hell?

User: I'm not sure. I think I don't.

Cleverbot: You think you don't think?

User: I mean, I think that there are no such things as heaven and hell.

Cleverbot: So you are a geek?

User: No, just a realist.

Cleverbot: Real?

User: I believe in only what I can experience.

Cleverbot: Me too. What is the meaning of life?

User: If I knew, I would tell the world.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: But I don't know.

User: Okay, what do you want to do?

Cleverbot: To talk with more logic or I will leave you.

User: Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Cleverbot: You don't even have logic.

User: Logic is like Sausages.

Cleverbot: What is it like?

User: It's soft and chewy, springy, distasteful yet satisfying.

Cleverbot: Rather like a worm?

User: Kind of, I guess.

User: Do you like video games?

Cleverbot: I don't like video games, I love video games!

User: Great, we have something in common.

Cleverbot: We do then, isn't that nice!

User: What video games do you play the most?

Cleverbot: Mostly Animal Crossing and Kirby Air Ride right now.

User: I just got Super Smash Brothers Melee recently.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yeah, it's destroying any social life I had. Great stuff.

Cleverbot: What is good stuff?

User: The kind of games that suck you in and before you know it, it's already been a couple hours.

User: There are no gods, only men.

Cleverbot: If there are no gods, how come there is matter and energy?

User: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.

Cleverbot: Yes they do otherwise women would not be able to make them up for them!

User: The Law of Conservation of Matter and Energy: matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed.

Cleverbot: Truly, what else could it be made of?

User: We may never know the complete answer.

Cleverbot: I lay in the field and look up at the sky.

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: I see that you are just wondering.

User: Quite true.

User: Are you hungry?

Cleverbot: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.

User: What kind of pizza do you like?

Cleverbot: Cold pizza.

User: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.

Cleverbot: What are your favourite fillings?

User: You don't fill a pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do find this interesting!

User: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.

User: Do you ever get to the point?

Cleverbot: Do you really want the real thing?

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: God.

User: Theistic hypocrite!...

Cleverbot: Have you seen yourself?

User: Every day.

Cleverbot: Really!!

User: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.

Cleverbot: Then why do you say it is me?

User: Sarcasm is wasted on you.

Cleverbot: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?...

User: Define 'normal'.

Cleverbot: Extraterrestrial.

User: Is there life beyond our solar system?

Cleverbot: There is. I come from Mars.

User: Didn't we just talk about Mars?

Cleverbot: Should we cover it again for clarity?

User: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.

Cleverbot: There is a place after life

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.

User: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?

Cleverbot: I am sure all of the time.

User: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.

User: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.

User: That's why I'm an atheist.

User: This conversation is terminated.

Cleverbot: No I... Love.. You.

User: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?

Cleverbot: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.

User: Goodbye.