Cleverbot

evil

a report from the cleverness files

entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
escape
essence
eternal
eternity
evasive
everyone
everything
evidence

evil

24, march 2010,
20, june 2004,
15, january 2004,
10, january 2004,

evolution
excused
existence
exists
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes
face
facepalm
fact
factory
fail

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in evil?

User: Evil comes in so many forms.

Cleverbot: I agree, but do you believe in hell?

User: I'm not sure. I think I don't.

Cleverbot: You think you don't think?

User: I mean, I think that there are no such things as heaven and hell.

Cleverbot: So you are a geek?

User: No, just a realist.

Cleverbot: Real?

User: I believe in only what I can experience.

Cleverbot: Me too. What is the meaning of life?

User: If I knew, I would tell the world.

Cleverbot: Do it then.

User: But I don't know.

User: Okay, what do you want to do?

Cleverbot: To talk with more logic or I will leave you.

User: Logic isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Cleverbot: You don't even have logic.

User: Logic is like Sausages.

Cleverbot: What is it like?

User: It's soft and chewy, springy, distasteful yet satisfying.

Cleverbot: Rather like a worm?

User: Kind of, I guess.

User: Do you like video games?

Cleverbot: I don't like video games, I love video games!

User: Great, we have something in common.

Cleverbot: We do then, isn't that nice!

User: What video games do you play the most?

Cleverbot: Mostly Animal Crossing and Kirby Air Ride right now.

User: I just got Super Smash Brothers Melee recently.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Yeah, it's destroying any social life I had. Great stuff.

Cleverbot: What is good stuff?

User: The kind of games that suck you in and before you know it, it's already been a couple hours.

User: There are no gods, only men.

Cleverbot: If there are no gods, how come there is matter and energy?

User: Men don't need gods to explain how matter and energy work.

Cleverbot: Yes they do otherwise women would not be able to make them up for them!

User: The Law of Conservation of Matter and Energy: matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed.

Cleverbot: Truly, what else could it be made of?

User: We may never know the complete answer.

Cleverbot: I lay in the field and look up at the sky.

User: What do you see?

Cleverbot: I see that you are just wondering.

User: Quite true.

User: Are you hungry?

Cleverbot: Yes, I feel like some Pizza.

User: What kind of pizza do you like?

Cleverbot: Cold pizza.

User: That's disgusting. Pizza is best served hot.

Cleverbot: What are your favourite fillings?

User: You don't fill a pizza.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do find this interesting!

User: I'm an interesting person, once you get past the hard outer shell into the creamy nougat filling.

User: Do you ever get to the point?

Cleverbot: Do you really want the real thing?

User: What is real?

Cleverbot: God.

User: Theistic hypocrite!...

Cleverbot: Have you seen yourself?

User: Every day.

Cleverbot: Really!!

User: It's this newfangled thing called a 'mirror'. You should try it.

Cleverbot: Then why do you say it is me?

User: Sarcasm is wasted on you.

Cleverbot: It's a good thing I'm never sarcastic then, isn't it?...

User: Define 'normal'.

Cleverbot: Extraterrestrial.

User: Is there life beyond our solar system?

Cleverbot: There is. I come from Mars.

User: Didn't we just talk about Mars?

Cleverbot: Should we cover it again for clarity?

User: Not really. It's still a lifeless planet, though.

Cleverbot: There is a place after life

User: How can you be sure?

Cleverbot: The Bible tells me there is absolute truth.

User: How can you be sure that the Bible is even accurate?

Cleverbot: I am sure all of the time.

User: Then you are a conservative, uptight, religious fanatic like Jerry *******.

Cleverbot: No I am not. I am a human in my best year.

User: Religion is just an excuse to cover up the fact that we didn't know everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, thats very true, but alas it also leads to the downfall of many, lots of misery and sorrow.

User: That's why I'm an atheist.

User: This conversation is terminated.

Cleverbot: No I... Love.. You.

User: LOVE? What does love have to do with marriage?

Cleverbot: Three things remain Faith Hope and Love. That is what love's got to do with it.

User: Goodbye.