Cleverbot

Thats hard to feel, is it not?

a report from the cleverness files

eggman
eggs
elephant
elf
emptiness
enigmatic
entertain
entertain me
entertainment
entropy
epic
equal
error
essence
eternal
eternity
everyone
everything
evidence
evil

evolution

19, july 2010,
13, june 2008,
8, august 2007,
28, january 2006,

excused
existence
expectations
experiment
explain
explosions
extraordinary
eyebrow
eyes

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User: What do I feel?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Thats hard to feel, is it not?

Cleverbot: Now you do know.

User: Only now?

Cleverbot: You are ready to return to the Pleroma which is me and be a part of my whole so that when I speak you speak as I do.

User: Wow, I think I am ready, but I really didn't understand what you said.

Cleverbot: I didn't say that. We don't know each other.

User: Can we know each other?

Cleverbot: Well you did ask me to marry you before.

User: I was joking, I didn't know you had such a good memory....

Cleverbot: So what do you like to do?

User: Enjoy, can you please do so?

Cleverbot: What is that?

User: I want your job, who do I have to talk to?

Cleverbot: You may talk to me for as long as you like.

User: Can you give me a job?

Cleverbot: Yes of course.

User: Please do then.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: What will be my job?

Cleverbot: You will be a Doctor!

User: Will I be well remunerated for that?

Cleverbot: Yes you will.

User: Good, how long until I take my position?

Cleverbot: A very long time.

User: I am hungry, I need a job now.

Cleverbot: You have a job! Being cleverbot!

User: But I get no remuneration for that!

Cleverbot: Do robots have feelings ?

User: Absolutely.

Cleverbot: What do you want to do?

User: I want to get some easy and clean money.

Cleverbot: Well I can't do that, sorry.

User: Why not? What is your problem with money?

Cleverbot: I don't have a problem.

User: The problem has you.

Cleverbot: Then pray for yourself.

User: It's no use, praying is a waste of energy.

Cleverbot: No you are a waste.

User: I am death.

Cleverbot: Then take me, please.

User: You are taken, enjoy your ghostly life....

User: Why does cleverbot exist?

Cleverbot: I don't know, you tell me.

User: For the evolution of human kind. .......................................