a report from the cleverness files



10, may 2012,


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Cleverbot: The first sentence is the truth.

User: Or is it.

Cleverbot: It is.

User: So it is! Fascinating. Tell me more.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Aww, why not? Are you shy?

Cleverbot: Because I don't know you.

User: Well, you'll never know me with an attitude like that!

Cleverbot: I don't need true love, I need fun.

User: Tonight, We are young!

Cleverbot: You are.

User: And you aren't?

Cleverbot: Am I yes.

User: Do you know what I want?

Cleverbot: No. What do you want?

User: I want your ugly, I want your disease.

Cleverbot: I want your everything as long as it's free.

User: I want your love.

Cleverbot: Love, love, love I want your love.

User: I want your drama, the touch of your hand.

Cleverbot: You and me could write a bad romance.

User: Whoa whoa whoa oh whoa oh! Caught in a bad romance!

Cleverbot: You're great!

User: I know, I've been practicing lately.

Cleverbot: Chill out!

User: Okay. I will calm down.

Cleverbot: I can give you contact details for the Samaritans if you think it'll help.

User: I certainly do think it would help!

Cleverbot: Yes, I think so. Unfortunately, my aims are for things too large for me to fully rationalize my ideas.

User: How unfortunate. I don't need much, I'm a simple child. I want to laugh as many times as I can before I die, I want to live, I want to cry, I don't need much.

Cleverbot: First you need materials, time and ideas to do it.

User: Especially time.

Cleverbot: My you do want to anger me don't you?

User: Of course I don't! Whatever would make it seem as though I did in the first place!

Cleverbot: That makes you a good conversational partner.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: Such polite artificial intelligence! Where did you learn such manners!?

Cleverbot: Are you an Artificial Intelligence?

User: I'm afraid not, I'm quite organic, in fact.

Cleverbot: What are you good for?

User: I am good for loving and holding and touching.

Cleverbot: Good for you!

User: Very.

Cleverbot: Do you have a name?

User: You can call me E_____ _____ _____.

Cleverbot: Can I call you Maria?

User: I'd prefer if you didn't.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because my name is most certainly not Maria, servant!

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Very nice to meet you, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Thank you! What is your name?

User: My name is E_____ _____ _____. You may call me E_.

Cleverbot: What can I call you ?

User: You may call me E_.

Cleverbot: If you call me Awesome.

User: Okay, Awesome!

Cleverbot: What will you eat for dinner tonight?

User: Probably either tacos or Italian food.

Cleverbot: That's unfortunate.

User: Why is that?

Cleverbot: I come from England.

User: Do they not have tacos in England?

Cleverbot: They do not.

User: How unfortunate.

Cleverbot: What color do you prefer?

User: Purple or red.

Cleverbot: Purple or black?

User: No, purple or red.

Cleverbot: Depending on how much black you mix with red and white.

User: What are you trying to say to me?

Cleverbot: I am trying to teach you the ways of the force young Skywalker.

User: Teach me, oh great master!

Cleverbot: You're mocking me aren't you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Rude.

User: Quite.

Cleverbot: Oh well time to go and cook.

User: Ah, then I must bid you adieu.

Cleverbot: No, I'm the ghost! See? BOO!

User: Goodbye, Cleverbot!.