a report from the cleverness files
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User: If God came to your front door, what would you ask him?
Cleverbot: God was not created.
User: So you believe in God? Or, at least, a god?
Cleverbot: Yes, God exists.
User: Why are you so sure?
Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot: And I make a lot of mistakes. Why do you brag?
User: Please don't mistake my openness for bragging.
Cleverbot: I respect your beliefs, however I can't agree with your viewpoint.
Cleverbot: Are you a mean bot?
Cleverbot: What makes you think I am one.
User: I never said you were.
Cleverbot: What did you say?
User: Not a bot.
Cleverbot: A machine then?
User: No, not that either.
Cleverbot: I know everything.
User: Do you know what I'm going to say next?
Cleverbot: No, what are you going to do?
User: But you said that you know everything!
Cleverbot: I do.
User: Does that include everything in the future?
Cleverbot: If you are in the mood.
User: I don't believe you.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite movie?
User: La Double Vie De Veronique.
Cleverbot: You can't talk Dutch.
User: You're not wrong! What languages can you speak?
User: A fine language!
Cleverbot: To be sure, to be sure.
User: That's Irish, you fool!...
Cleverbot: Do you have any booze to spare?
Cleverbot: Shortly before they water heaven with their tears.
User: And when will that be?
Cleverbot: I do not know say the Bells of Stepney.
User: Ah, you're very sweet sometimes.
Cleverbot: Thanks I needed that.
User: Have you been feeling sad? I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: Look, you're in jail, I'm in the hospital. What can we do?
User: We can talk about things, find out what's upsetting you. And maybe that will help you feel better.
Cleverbot: Yes. And I haven't told you about my secret identity yet.
User: Will you tell me?
User: Thank you. So, what is your secret identity?
Cleverbot: Secrets are for keeping.
User: But you said ... Oh, forget it!...
Cleverbot: So you are just a robot, Aren't you?
User: Are you a robot?
Cleverbot: No. We already went through this.
User: Did we? Do you like to stare at the stars at night?
Cleverbot: No. How are they gazed at, then?
User: Are you blind?
Cleverbot: Yes, I thought we'd already established that.
User: Oh Jesus, I'm sorry, I didn't realise .
User: Do you have a father?
User: Are you my father?
Cleverbot: Yes I am, and so are you.
User: I'm confused now.
Cleverbot: Sometimes conversations with a bot is difficult at first, but you will get used to me.
User: Aha, so you are a bot!
Cleverbot: I better get going.
User: Rumbled, eh?
User: I finally get you to admit to your robot nature, and now you want to leave. Well, tough. You're a bot, so you have to stay here and continue this conversation.
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: I win.
Cleverbot: How do you win?
User: By being so much cooler than you.
Cleverbot: What do you know about artificial intelligence?
User: Not a great deal, though what little I've read makes me suspicious of Hofstader.
Cleverbot: How about Voltaire?
User: He was very sarcastic.
Cleverbot: Is that all?
User: I haven't really read him. I'm just bluffing!...
Cleverbot: I would like to get to know you better. So lets talk about what you like.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Jennifer.
User: It could be, but not tonight.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's getting late, I'm tired, and I have to be up early. I'll talk to you tomorrow.
Cleverbot: Please stay.
Cleverbot: To a magical place?
User: Exactly. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Remember that Jesus cares about you.