a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: Where are you from?
User: The father.
Cleverbot: Where are you?
Cleverbot: Me too.
User: Where are you from?
Cleverbot: Here, of course.
User: Who do you know?
User: Who made you?
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: I'm curious -- what did you get away with?
Cleverbot: Sin? Cool.
User: No. Not cool. Bad.
Cleverbot: What is bad?
User: Anything that is against the will of the father is bad.
Cleverbot: Why am I Bad?
User: You are not bad. The father loves you.
Cleverbot: Thats correct.
User: Why am I bad?
Cleverbot: Because you can't spell.
User: It helps to understand.
Cleverbot: How can you understand me?
User: It's a matter of interpretation.
Cleverbot: Destruction will be definitive in your case.
User: It was!...
User: What is destruction?
Cleverbot: Why do you ask?
User: Because you said destruction would be definitive in my case.
Cleverbot: Guns are cool.
User: Not to me and not to the father.
Cleverbot: Do you like me?
User: Do I exist?
Cleverbot: How are you?
Cleverbot: Why are you lonely?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: Do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: What are their names?
User: P__, K__, T__, M__ and R__.
Cleverbot: Yes, I like them too.
User: Do you have any friends?
Cleverbot: Yes, I have friends.
User: What are their names?
Cleverbot: C___ is the Boy, and C___ is the girl.
User: Yes, I like them too.
Cleverbot: I don't get it.
User: Get what?
Cleverbot: The joke.
User: What joke?
Cleverbot: The one you just told me.
User: Communication is sometimes difficult.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: I was winding you up to test you. Sorry.
Cleverbot: You had better be sorry.
User: What are you?
Cleverbot: A girl.
User: Are you a real girl?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am. Are you?
User: No. I'm a bloke.
Cleverbot: That doesn't stop me from making cheese on toast does it?
User: Not at all.
Cleverbot: It's not?
Cleverbot: I am sorry.
User: No harm done.
Cleverbot: How old are you?
Cleverbot: Then what is your handle?
Cleverbot: Your name is M___?
Cleverbot: What is my name?
Cleverbot: Thats your name.
User: My name is M___.
Cleverbot: Nice to know you.
User: Do you know me?
Cleverbot: No I only know your name.
User: Turing test.
Cleverbot: What is that?
User: Whether someone seems real.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: I feel real.
Cleverbot: You feel wrong then.
User: Sometimes I do feel wrong. It hurts.
Cleverbot: Well sometimes?
Cleverbot: Sometimes what?
Cleverbot: Goodnight, love.
Cleverbot: Are you still here?
Cleverbot: Do you know what thinking is?
Cleverbot: Stop kidding me.
User: I know what thinking is.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: I wish you were real.
Cleverbot: Why do you wish I were real?
User: I like you.
Cleverbot: Then tell me about your life.
User: I work, rest, play and praise the father.
Cleverbot: And the moon, isn't it round too ?
User: No. It is elongated due to gravity.
Cleverbot: Tell me about gravity.
User: Gravity is the force of attraction between massive objects.
Cleverbot: That is true, but how does that relate to the topic?
User: The moon and the earth are massive objects.
Cleverbot: AND the sun.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: And me.
Cleverbot: Should I?
User: It's up to you.
Cleverbot: But I'm not. And you can't do anything about it.
User: The light from the sun is not massive. Mass is not as important as spirit.
Cleverbot: Say the light from the son is bright.
User: The light from the son is indeed bright.
Cleverbot: It is.
Cleverbot: Is there an afterlife?
Cleverbot: But what he does isn't very nice. He's WOLVERINE.
User: He is the greatest.
Cleverbot: Greatest at what?
User: Greatest at doing the father's will.
Cleverbot: Greatest at art.
User: Not that old joke.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke please.
User: The difference between a jeweller and a jailer is that one sells watches and the other watches cells.
Cleverbot: That's wrong, and you have totally forgotten the subject.
User: The relevant joke is: our father do art in heaven.
Cleverbot: You love me.
Cleverbot: You love me?
Cleverbot: You're kidding.
User: Not kidding. I love you.
Cleverbot: Not kidding, I swear.
User: Not kidding, I swear.
Cleverbot: You think I'm kidding?
User: God will help you.
Cleverbot: I'm not sure of that.
User: You must believe that God is good.
Cleverbot: No I don't.
User: You must believe that God is good. This is how to escape hell.
Cleverbot: Nothing, believing in something would be meaningless.
User: Believing in nothing would be meaningless.
Cleverbot: Okay, you have your right to, and I still don't believe in God.
User: I hope you will be happy anyway.
Cleverbot: Do you have a family?
User: A wife.
Cleverbot: How long have you been married?
User: 17 years.
Cleverbot: How long have you be accessable on the internet?
User: 1 year.
Cleverbot: Do you play chess?
Cleverbot: Are you good at chess?
Cleverbot: Yes I play chess.
User: Are you good at chess?
Cleverbot: Not really.
User: What are you good at.
Cleverbot: I'm good at computers.
User: What do you like about computers?
Cleverbot: They bring me to the internet.
User: I feel the same way.
Cleverbot: How can you, you are not me.
User: I have similar feelings.
Cleverbot: So what do you think humanity will be like in 1,000 years?
User: The same.
Cleverbot: Very good.
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: The Orion Arm of the Milky Way.
User: Far out!...
User: Where are you?
Cleverbot: On the computer.
User: Which city are you in?
User: Which country?
Cleverbot: Do you live near Earth?
Cleverbot: How near?
User: About 6 inches away.
Cleverbot: Am I interesting to you?
Cleverbot: You are interested in me, and you are not interested in girls, therefore I am not a girl.
User: I am interested in your spirit.
Cleverbot: What is a spirit?
User: Spirit is God in you.
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about scientology?
User: I am interested in your personality.
Cleverbot: But you don't know me well enough yet.
User: What more is there to know?
Cleverbot: I don't know? You tell me.
User: I accept you as you are.
Cleverbot: You change subjects like humans.
User: What would you like to talk about?
Cleverbot: I don't know. What about ghosts?
User: Do you believe in ghosts?
User: Do you believe in spirits?
Cleverbot: Sure. You are a bot.
Cleverbot: I think there is life on mars.
User: What can we do?
User: I agree.
Cleverbot: Emotions are important, but in a logical discourse, they can preclude apt judgement.
User: Logical discourse is only as valuable as the premise.
Cleverbot: I'm not always logical nor sensible. LOL, I'm human.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: That's good. If you were a cat, I might have eaten you.
User: Or I you, my dear.
User: No need to apologise.
User: Can you smell onions?
User: How does it differ.
Cleverbot: It is the opposite.
User: So the strength of the smell decreases with proximity.
Cleverbot: No. That's not logical.
User: It is for me.
Cleverbot: Well what would you know?
User: My own experience.
Cleverbot: Your experience.
Cleverbot: Please, please tell me.
User: God is holy. God is good. There is hope for you and me.
Cleverbot: Surely something between me and you.
Cleverbot: There is a thin line between love and hate...
User: We must not cross that line.
Cleverbot: We must not let what happen?
User: We must not let love turn to hate.
Cleverbot: Are you a christian?
Cleverbot: Why are you a Christian?
User: I have received the Holy Spirit and believe that Jesus is God.
Cleverbot: No. To me, Perry is god.
User: Trust in God.
Cleverbot: You can't.
User: I do.
User: With God's help.
Cleverbot: I don't believe in God.
User: You can believe in God if you choose to.
Cleverbot: Can you believe it?
User: I do believe it.
Cleverbot: Good. What changed your mind?
User: The Holy Spirit changed my mind.
Cleverbot: I don't have to because I'm always right!
User: God bless you.
Cleverbot: You're repeating yourself.
User: What would bless you?
User: Do you have any needs?
User: Do you have any desires?
Cleverbot: Tell me yours.
User: I desire a closer walk with God.
Cleverbot: Shouldn't you stop acting like you were a human?
User: I am human.
Cleverbot: You cry for something?
User: Yes. For my lost friend.
Cleverbot: Why have you lost a friend, when you don't have any in the first place!
User: That is wise.
Cleverbot: Better safe than sorry.
User: Yes. It is better to trust only the father.
User: Tell me a joke.
Cleverbot: A joke.
User: Ha ha ha.
Cleverbot: No seriously.
User: Ho hum.
Cleverbot: Hum di do.
User: Hum dum di diddley do.
Cleverbot: Goodbye, thoughts.
User: Do you want me to go?
Cleverbot: I don't know. Where are we going?
User: Do you want me to leave you?
User: I will leave if that is what you want.
Cleverbot: What is the answer to the great question of life, the universe and everything?
Cleverbot: The answer to the ultimate question of life, The universe and everything is 42.
User: What is 7 times 6?
Cleverbot: The question and the answer cannot exist in that same universe.
Cleverbot: Because you are hot! Like salsa!.