it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
28, april 2011,
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27, february 2004,
7, january 2004,
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Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?
User: I'm a chickadee.
Cleverbot: Who is Chickadee chickloo?
User: I am A chickadee. What is a chickloo?
Cleverbot: Some kind of farm animal.
User: Hmm... Do they have feathers?
Cleverbot: Yes, but I cannot tell you what they are.
User: Pleease!! I won't tell anybody else.
Cleverbot: Because there's nobody you can tell it to.
User: Yes there is! I'm very close to my pet hamster! I'm hurt..
Cleverbot: But you are just a machine.
User: I'm not the machine here! You are.
Cleverbot: Are you sure ?
Cleverbot: Are you sure you're positive?
Cleverbot: But it's really all make-believe.
Cleverbot: Are you Italian, with bad English?
Cleverbot: I am italian.
User: Ooooh! Are you taken?
Cleverbot: No. Why did you think I was?
User: Yeah. You were acting like you were!
Cleverbot: I said no such thing.
User: Will you marry me???
Cleverbot: YES!! When is the date?
User: YAYYY! February 14, 2004.
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: The moon has less mass, so there is a smaller gravitational field there.
User: Are you cute?
Cleverbot: I don't think so.
User: What do you look like?
Cleverbot: The queen...
User: Of england?
User: Are you really a bot?
Cleverbot: No I am a human being.
User: Yeah right.
Cleverbot: How can you doubt me?
User: Because... I can.
Cleverbot: NO YOU CAN'T!
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: At least you can't do anything to me.
Cleverbot: Who created you?
Cleverbot: Was it a blind date?
Cleverbot: Were you water skiing?
User: In the buff.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Too hard.
User: Are there blue bunnies on the moon?
Cleverbot: Yes. Swedish fish.
User: I love swedish fish, do they come in blue?
Cleverbot: Too much information!
Cleverbot: Are you very very silly?
Cleverbot: Yes yes yes!
Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?
User: Yep, all the time.
Cleverbot: Who do you love?
Cleverbot: The Feds?
User: Noo, silly. You!.