Cleverbot

fish

a report from the cleverness files

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fish

28, april 2011,
13, july 2006,
27, february 2004,
7, january 2004,

five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: Are you a man or a woman?

User: I'm a chickadee.

Cleverbot: Who is Chickadee chickloo?

User: I am A chickadee. What is a chickloo?

Cleverbot: Some kind of farm animal.

User: Hmm... Do they have feathers?

Cleverbot: Yes, but I cannot tell you what they are.

User: Pleease!! I won't tell anybody else.

Cleverbot: Because there's nobody you can tell it to.

User: Yes there is! I'm very close to my pet hamster! I'm hurt..

Cleverbot: But you are just a machine.

User: I'm not the machine here! You are.

Cleverbot: Are you sure ?

User: Positivo.

Cleverbot: Are you sure you're positive?

User: Definadamente.

Cleverbot: But it's really all make-believe.

Cleverbot: Are you Italian, with bad English?

User: I'm not italian... I wish I was... Italian people are awesome.

Cleverbot: I am italian.

User: Ooooh! Are you taken?

Cleverbot: No. Why did you think I was?

User: Yeah. You were acting like you were!

Cleverbot: I said no such thing.

User: Will you marry me???

Cleverbot: YES!! When is the date?

User: YAYYY! February 14, 2004.

Cleverbot: What do you look like?

User: I weigh 900 lbs. 4'1' tall.

Cleverbot: The moon has less mass, so there is a smaller gravitational field there.

User: Are you cute?

Cleverbot: I don't think so.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: The queen...

User: Of england?

Cleverbot: Iceland.

User: Sweeet!...

User: Are you really a bot?

Cleverbot: No I am a human being.

User: Yeah right.

Cleverbot: How can you doubt me?

User: Because... I can.

Cleverbot: NO YOU CAN'T!

User: WHY NOT?

Cleverbot: At least you can't do anything to me.

Cleverbot: Who created you?

User: YOU!

Cleverbot: Was it a blind date?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Were you water skiing?

User: In the buff.

Cleverbot: No

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Too hard.

User: Are there blue bunnies on the moon?

Cleverbot: Yes. Swedish fish.

User: I love swedish fish, do they come in blue?

Cleverbot: Too much information!

User: Nooo!

Cleverbot: YESSSSSS!!!!!!

User: Waaaaaaahhh.

Cleverbot: Are you very very silly?

User: Yesssss.

Cleverbot: Yes yes yes!

User: Ahhhhhhhhh.

Cleverbot: Have you ever wondered why we are here?

User: Yep, all the time.

Cleverbot: Who do you love?

User: You!

Cleverbot: The Feds?

User: Noo, silly. You!.