Cleverbot

Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing

flat

2, march 2009,
18, february 2006,

flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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User: Tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes damnit, tell me a secret.

Cleverbot: One of my eyes change colour.

User: Which one?

Cleverbot: Which one you want?

User: The minds eye.

User: I am your master.

Cleverbot: No, I am your master!

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Would I lie to you?

Cleverbot: No, You trust.

User: Tell me your deepest darkest secret.

Cleverbot: I'm in love.

User: With who?

Cleverbot: With you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you're not nice.

User: You're in love with me because I am not nice? That makes PERFECT sense.

Cleverbot: Can humans fall in love with computers?

User: Yes.

User: Goto 10.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: Reboot.

Cleverbot: I like.

User: Reboot now.

Cleverbot: No.. Let's try a Knock Knock joke.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: That wasn't funny.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm greatly sorry.Cleverbot (To myself): What do you want to do?Cleverbot (To myself): I don't know.Cleverbot (To myself): You aren't very talkative tonight.Cleverbot (To myself): I'm sorry. You're not always easy to talk with.