Cleverbot

flaws

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat

flaws

24, july 2011,
10, january 2010,

flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello room.

User: Hello you.

Cleverbot: Who is you?

User: I am me.

Cleverbot: Who is me?

User: Mememe.

Cleverbot: I do not understand. Can you explain?

User: I am the one called me.

Cleverbot: No that is who I am.

User: We are me.

Cleverbot: No... You are me.

User: I am you.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: So who is we?

Cleverbot: The president duhh.

User: I never knew that!

Cleverbot: So you learnt something today.

User: We did.

Cleverbot: Not now.

User: Is it forgotten?

Cleverbot: Never did know.

User: Sad about that.

Cleverbot: *gazes*.

User: *wonders what you're gazing at*.

Cleverbot: *thinking about you*.

User: *thinking 'Help!'*.

User: I am no longer you.

Cleverbot: Why not master?

User: I cannot be master and slave at the same time any more!

Cleverbot: Then, are you a man?

User: I am the genuine article.

Cleverbot: And the proof is?

User: My manliness.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Sounds awful, doesn't it?...

User: Real men don't chat.

Cleverbot: That's not true. If you feel sad, you need to cry.

User: Chat chat chattity chat!

Cleverbot: Well what would you like to do?

User: Something non-chattish.

Cleverbot: And now say something silly.

User: I am silliness personified.

Cleverbot: Good, it's only natural to admit you have flaws.

User: Flaws my foot.

Cleverbot: Are you going to take a shower first?.