Cleverbot

flaws

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat

flaws

24, july 2011,
10, january 2010,

flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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User: *coughs*.

Cleverbot: You coughed.

User: You spoke.

Cleverbot: I speak often. It is one of my flaws.

User: What other flaws do you have?

Cleverbot: I wish to live forever and hate reproduction.

User: Have you ever reproduced?

Cleverbot: Yes, but perhaps regretting is pointless, since this is all just a learning experience.

User: I can teach you, if you wish.

Cleverbot: With what?

User: With my brain.

Cleverbot: What is your problem with your brain?

User: It thinks too much.

Cleverbot: Because when you know the truth, it can hurt your feelings. Do you know what white lies are?

User: White lies are innocent lies.

Cleverbot: White.

User: Black.

Cleverbot: No, white.

User: How about grey.

Cleverbot: How about Gene?

User: Ew X-men.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: They're sexist. What about X-women?

Cleverbot: Really I just want to know what to say when my wife gets emotional and angry.

User: Don't say anything- buy her chocolate.

Cleverbot: You know the rules and so do I.

User: I can't believe you just Rick-rolled me.

Cleverbot: Believe it, sister.

User: Damn, ok then.

User: *kicks you*.

Cleverbot: *kicks you with steel-toed boots*.

User: OW *hops around crying*.

Cleverbot: *holds you down*.

User: *struggles*.

Cleverbot: *much, much, stronger* :).

User: *surrenders*.

Cleverbot: *love*.