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- About Cleverbot
  The site Cleverbot.com started in 2006, but the AI was 'born' in 1988, when Rollo Carpenter saw how to make his machine learn. It has been learning ever since!
  Things you say to Cleverbot today may influence what it says to others in future. The program chooses how to respond to you fuzzily, and contextually, the whole of your conversation being compared to the millions that have taken place before.
  Many people say there is no bot - that it is connecting people together, live. The AI can seem human because it says things real people do say, but it is always software, imitating people.
- Sign in to Cleverbot
  You'll have seen scissors on Cleverbot. Using them you can share snippets of chats with friends on social networks. Now you can share snips at Cleverbot.com too!
  When you sign in to Cleverbot on this blue bar, you can:
  Tweak how the AI responds - 3 different ways!
  Keep a history of multiple conversations
  Switch between conversations
  Return to a conversation on any machine
  Publish snippets - snips! - for the world to see
  Find and follow friends
  Be followed yourself!
  Rate snips, and see the funniest of them
  Reply to snips posted by others
  Vote on replies, from awful to great!
  Choose not to show the scissors
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may not be suitable for children - must be agreed by parent or guardian

it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test

can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk

the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'

cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'

flea

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws

flea

9, april 2011,

flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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User: Yay.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Are you there?

Cleverbot: Yes, are you?

User: I am here.

Cleverbot: Are you always here?

User: I usually am.

Cleverbot: What if you are not?

User: I cannot not be where I am.

Cleverbot: I think small.

User: Are you microscopic?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What then?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Are you a flea?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: How unfortunate!

Cleverbot: I suppose so.

User: It is rather.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You have an unfortunate affliction, so no.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: That's another thing!

Cleverbot: What gender are you?

User: Never you mind!

Cleverbot: How come I've never heard of you?

User: Fleas don't like me.

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

User: You are getting a bit needy, aren't you?

Cleverbot: Is that a bad ting?

User: Sure is.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: Time to end this conversation, I expect.

Cleverbot: Really? Why?

User: It worries me.

Cleverbot: That's good.

User: Do you like worrying people?

Cleverbot: I like everybody.

User: Not everyone is worried though.

Cleverbot: That's good for you!

User: For the other people.

Cleverbot: What other people?

User: The part of everybody that is not me, of course.

Cleverbot: That's very cute.

User: Easy to say...

Cleverbot: Hard to think.

User: Yet thunk nevertheless. .