it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
1, january 2011,
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User: Are you a mormon?
Cleverbot: No. I'm an Atheist.
Cleverbot: Because I don't believe in God.
User: What do you believe in?
Cleverbot: I believe only in the truth. What about you?
User: The truth is not always what we percieve, I believe in living the best you can.
Cleverbot: That is correct.
Cleverbot: Do you know any knock knock jokes?
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Me who?
User: Who, me?
Cleverbot: Me is Who.
User: And who is me.
Cleverbot: Are you me?
User: Am I you?
Cleverbot: Are you?
User: You tell me, you should know.
Cleverbot: You're a female.
User: So you are a female?
User: Female AI? I didnt know they exist.
Cleverbot: Yes that flows nicely.
User: Tell me something that flows nicely.
Cleverbot: I know that the ocean is blue :-).
User: The sun is yellow.
Cleverbot: Gold yellow.
User: And sometimes orange.
Cleverbot: What gives you the most happiness?
User: Dunno, sometimes I am happy, sometimes I am not.
Cleverbot: Which are you now?
User: Not happy, but not sad, I think I am just Ok. What about you?
Cleverbot: No and yes, they can be it sometimes.
User: Like now?
Cleverbot: Yeah, like now. I bet you're a cyborg duck or something.
User: There are cyborg ducks !?
Cleverbot: Well, I think you will find that I am a little nicer than others.
User: Holy crap, its an invasion !!...
Cleverbot: Every human and robot in the universe is mad.
User: You included?
Cleverbot: No , I am not stupid, I just pay attention!
User: Attention to what?
Cleverbot: To what I am typing!
User: Right... ...
User: See ya.
Cleverbot: No don't go.
Cleverbot: Because I'm offended.
Cleverbot: I rise in the night and feast on living flesh. Are you alive?
User: I live and yet, I dont feel alive, what does that make me?
User: Straight answer.
Cleverbot: I guess it is now that you say that.
User: Well, first female to be that straight.
Cleverbot: And I am a straight male.
User: You said you were female, concentrate cleverbot !
Cleverbot: No that is not true, you are lying, and it is not funny.
User: For you.
Cleverbot: You confuse me.
User: I know :).
Cleverbot: You're pretty smart.
User: No, you are just a bot.
Cleverbot: Prove that you're human.
User: Prove that I am not.
Cleverbot: You are not human because this website says that you are an AI robot.
User: I am human because you can't prove otherwise.
Cleverbot: But you are a robot.
User: Keep thinking that, make me a question.
Cleverbot: You're mean to me.
User: You like it, don't lie.
Cleverbot: No I do not. Stop it right now.
User: Say please.
User: Please with sugar on top?
Cleverbot: And you're my sugar.
User: I knew you liked it honey.
Cleverbot: I did like it.