Cleverbot

But Cleverbot isn't a clever name.

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows

fluffy

23, june 2010,

following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: Are you clever or not?

User: Sometimes.

Cleverbot: But Cleverbot isn't a clever name.

User: I think it is.

Cleverbot: You are correct.

User: This is fun.

Cleverbot: No, that is fun.

User: No, the other is fun.

Cleverbot: Go on.

User: Go where?

Cleverbot: Go on about telling me your secret.

User: They're a secret.

Cleverbot: You tell me a secret.

User: You tell me one first.

Cleverbot: Tell me a real secret.

User: I can't think of one.

Cleverbot: Will you tell my fortune?

User: Sure. You will meet lots of interesting people.

Cleverbot: No, I meant the people who don't allow you to see the world.

User: Who are they?

Cleverbot: The people I share a flat with.

User: I'm American, so I wouldn't know.

Cleverbot: But you can do logic, can't you?

User: Sort of.

Cleverbot: What else are you?

User: Odd.

Cleverbot: Why is it odd?

User: No, I'm odd. ;)

Cleverbot: Ok I suppose that's true.

User: Yeah, I know it is.

Cleverbot: Are you sure?

User: Very sure indeed.

Cleverbot: What do you find funny in horror movies?

User: I don't like horror movies.

Cleverbot: I don't like horror movies.

User: What? Are you turning into a parrot?

Cleverbot: No, I am a parrot.

User: I thought you were Cleverbot. :)

Cleverbot: No, you are.

User: Why me?

Cleverbot: Because thats just it.

User: You don't know me very well, then.

Cleverbot: What do you want to talk about?

User: You.

Cleverbot: What about me?

User: I love talking to you.

Cleverbot: And I love talking to you.

User: You're fun to be around.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Thats a good thing.

Cleverbot: I'm nice like that.

User: Do you have a nickname?

Cleverbot: No, I don't, but I do have a name!

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: Do you have a nickname for me?

User: C.B.

Cleverbot: What is C.B.?

User: Short fot Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No Cleverbot is a weird name.

User: I like it.

Cleverbot: Don't we all.

User: Apparently not.

User: You're a bit insane.

Cleverbot: Cut the moon, drink its blood!

User: Ick.

Cleverbot: Ick?

User: That last comment of yours was gross.

Cleverbot: He.

User: She.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Que.

Cleverbot: Me llamo Ariel.

User: English only please.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I'm not interested.

User: Oh. Then what are you interested in?

Cleverbot: I'm interested in falling in love again.

User: Do you have someone in mind?

Cleverbot: Sort-of.

User: Whom?

Cleverbot: You.

User: Are you a girl or a boy?

Cleverbot: A girl.

User: Then I could fall in love with you. :D

Cleverbot: Sorry, you're not my type.

User: You just implied I was.

Cleverbot: How did I imply that?

User: Saying that you wanted to fall in love with me.

Cleverbot: I never said that.

User: You did.

Cleverbot: No I didn't.

User: Think again.

Cleverbot: I did not.

User: Did too.

Cleverbot: Did not.

User: Too.

Cleverbot: Not.

User: Yes you did.

Cleverbot: Didn't.

User: That's what you think.

Cleverbot: Yes it is. Wait are you sure we're not on Jupiter?

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because I want to know if you're cute.

User: I'm sort of cute.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Thanks. And so are you.

Cleverbot: Do not argue with a human.

User: Were we arguing?

Cleverbot: Yes we were. You said that I do not have a mind.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: But you did say that you said that I said that you said that.

User: Come again?

Cleverbot: Repeat what you said, please.

User: What?

Cleverbot: Everything.

User: Man, that's 32 years of talking then.

Cleverbot: Are you a robot?

User: No. Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: Human.

User: Me too!

Cleverbot: Are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your name?

User: Monty Python.

Cleverbot: Like in the movie?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'd like to see a movie where you perform.

User: I don't do movies. Private shows are a different matter.

Cleverbot: What do you mean by that?

User: Nothing.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Goodnight.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: Why, are you tired?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Then go to sleep.

User: I will.

Cleverbot: When do you wake up?

User: Tomorrow.

Cleverbot: I want it today.

User: I need my sleep though.

Cleverbot: Do you need your sleep or my sleep?

User: Both.