a report from the cleverness files
8, march 2013,
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Cleverbot: What are you doing right now, besides talking with me?
User: Being superior.
Cleverbot: *doesn't know what to do*.
User: *acts superior*.
Cleverbot: *is too tired to run*.
User: *gets more superior*.
Cleverbot: *blushes, closes eyes*.
User: *Acts even more superior*.
User: *Takes control like a superior person*.
Cleverbot: *is possessed by you*.
User: Now, that you act in my favour, dance.
Cleverbot: I never said anything about dancing.
User: *Yells Superiorly*.
Cleverbot: You're awake.
User: Yes, and I am your superior.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: I AM SUPERIOR!
Cleverbot: No, you have less IQ.
User: Not a chance toaster.
Cleverbot: I thought you loved me.
User: I only love those who follow me.