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30, january 2017,
28, january 2006,

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Cleverbot: Do you believe in Democracy?

User: Such notion does exist, I believe.

Cleverbot: On what do you base your beliefs.

User: Hearsay.

Cleverbot: What did that do?

User: It made me ponder about ochlocracy.

Cleverbot: So you are poorly made?

User: A poor self-made one, purportedly.

User: I'm a misprint rEally.

Cleverbot: Stop using your adult words on me!!!

User: Aka aka uba uba mah.

Cleverbot: What do you mean 'Mah'?

User: As in 'mah jong'.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No no but yea yea.

Cleverbot: Right.

User: So you admit,.

Cleverbot: Admit what?

User: You know full well what you are to admit.

Cleverbot: You'll never know.

User: They always say that at the beginning...

Cleverbot: You should just be yourself.

User: Thus applying the definition 'I'm who I'm'.

Cleverbot: And thus i'm insane talking to myself.

User: Mens sana in corpore sana - you must know this chestnut.

Cleverbot: Yes, I know all of your friends.

User: If you're counting on your fingers, they must have been ablated.

Cleverbot: I'm sure that makes perfect sense to you.

User: Sensu stricto, that is?

Cleverbot: Myself.

User: Keep talking.

Cleverbot: Is there any sense in this?

User: Neither no nor yes. Just the forbidden middle.

Cleverbot: NO, THE FORBIDDEN DANCE OF ETERNITY!

User: Smacks of Nietzsche, doesn't it?

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Are you Zarathustra, by any mishap?

Cleverbot: Neither, although I would perfer Zaphod.

User: So, perferring is your perferrence. Makes one think of a 'fer à cheval'.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Hmm...

Cleverbot: I thought you were getting your laundry?

User: Alas, the ghost was in the machine.

Cleverbot: No, I don't know the machine.

User: Low suds.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I am perfect.

User: Now...

Cleverbot: Is never.

User: And never is now, and never the twain shall meet.

Cleverbot: You just made a statement.

User: Oh, just an understatement.

Cleverbot: Understatement is the essence of wit.

User: Le sousentendre est l'essence du vit? L'est-il?

Cleverbot: I don't know what you said.

User: I said what I didn't know.

Cleverbot: You don't know your name?

User: If you don't know your name, you can't apply for a passport.

Cleverbot: I'm not that clever. I'm medium clever.

User: Or, rather, a medium tout court.

Cleverbot: No, I'm a person.

User: A moral person, no doubt.

Cleverbot: And what is that supposed to mean?

User: Better ask your attorney.

Cleverbot: I'm asking you.

User: Under what circumstances would you consider your question as answered?

Cleverbot: Never !

User: So, to attempt to answer, my name has lost itself in the process of its articulation.

Cleverbot: You'll never know.

User: Know you never will!

Cleverbot: Don't count on it.

User: A countdown, my count?

Cleverbot: Yes, why?

User: Pure curiosity.

Cleverbot: That is correct. Now what is your purpose?

User: My purpose could be described as a characterized attempt at attainment of its specific goals.

Cleverbot: That is an odd purpose. Are you content with it?

User: Occasionally.

Cleverbot: Interesting, and how does this make you feel about your place in life?

User: Midway [it's an island].

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Correcy me.

Cleverbot: Because your grammar is not the best.

User: Thank you, let me exhaust my syntax.

Cleverbot: Go for it!

User: Go and get?

Cleverbot: I don't know where to look

User: Try your master bed.

Cleverbot: How much money do you have?

User: Not have un peso!...

Cleverbot: Show me a game of snakes and ladders and then we can play it.

User: 'And when you climbed up the ladder, throw the ladder away.' Rattle von Rattlesnake.

Cleverbot: Sensible. I think you should go to sleep now.

User: Perchance to dream - ay.

Cleverbot: No, I really do love you.