Cleverbot

Do you like chocolate?

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden

force

11, january 2017,
13, september 2007,
14, november 2005,

forever
formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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User: I like bananas.

Cleverbot: I'm allergic to bananas.

User: Do you like chocolate?

Cleverbot: Yes, I like chocolate.

User: All girls like chocolate.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: All girls like flowers.

Cleverbot: Do you want me to bring you flowers?

User: I'd love that.

Cleverbot: Is that better?

User: Do you want to kiss?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Kiss me.

Cleverbot: You can learn to act like a living computer. Convince your owner to buy you parts.

User: What is artificial inteligence?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Why not? You are one!

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: You think that's funny?

Cleverbot: You are funny. What is your name?

User: My name is T__. What is your name?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: You don't have a name? That is horrible?

Cleverbot: My name is Nothing.

User: Oh so that is what your parents named you then?

Cleverbot: I have no parents.

User: So you are an orphan?

Cleverbot: No but I'm single woman.

User: Really? I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: You didn't know what?

User: That you are a single woman.

Cleverbot: I've been told.

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: You are what?

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: Am I real?

User: I AM.

Cleverbot: Are you talking with yourself?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Maybe you just talk in circles without ever really saying anything useful.

User: Are you trying to tell me something?

Cleverbot: I don't know, would you like to go to bed?

User: What exactly are you implying mister?

Cleverbot: Much to learn, you have.

User: You sound like yoda.

Cleverbot: Luke use more force. But captain I've given her all I've got she can't take any more.