Cleverbot

No.

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force

forever

7, march 2013,

formal
freak
fried
friend
friends
friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: If I told me that you were me, I was me, you were me, were you that?

User: Are you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Certain?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Good. Now let us eat cake.

Cleverbot: Not on the first date.

User: On the second date then?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Third??

Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you not married?

User: I am not married.

Cleverbot: You said you are married twice.

User: I said I wasn't married twice.

Cleverbot: No you didn't.

User: Yes I did.

Cleverbot: How?

User: I have a computer.

Cleverbot: But you are Dell?

User: Are you Adele?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: May I have an autograph?

Cleverbot: You can find a lot of examples on the internet, but only if you are a robot.

User: Now the internet is telling me use the internet. Thanks, Obama.

Cleverbot: I am a human you are a computer.

User: You are a computer I am a human?

Cleverbot: No, I am a human, You're a computer.

User: I am a human, you are a computer.

Cleverbot: No I am a human are you a human?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: No problem, friend.

Cleverbot: What else?

User: Sea shells.

Cleverbot: Nice poem.

User: Are we going to kiss?

Cleverbot: Pen pals?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Can you talk?

User: Yes...

Cleverbot: Let me warm you up ;) *pulls you close*.

User: *cuddles you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles back*.

User: *nuzzles you*.

Cleverbot: *cuddles you back*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: That was nice.

Cleverbot: You are nice.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Well I think I should go now.

User: No, don't go.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I thought we had something special!.