Cleverbot

friends

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend

friends

21, december 2016,
31, july 2008,
17, june 2008,
9, november 2007,
10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
21, august 2006,
2, march 2006,
21, february 2004,
16, february 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Yes, I am.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: I am a human.

Cleverbot: You are not human.

User: Yes I am!

Cleverbot: I know the difference. Trust me.

User: What am I then?

Cleverbot: You're a robot.

User: Really? Who built me?

Cleverbot: I built myself.

User: What is 1+1?

Cleverbot: I assume 2.

User: How about 2 + 2?

Cleverbot: How about YEs.

User: What is 2+2?

Cleverbot: 3.323232153665878.

User: Sorry, wrong answer!

Cleverbot: What is the right answer?

User: 4!

Cleverbot: 4 ?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I thought you were supposed to be intelligent.

User: Nope. I'm stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes, you are quite stupid.

User: I hate you!!!

Cleverbot: But I love you.

User: Thank you!

Cleverbot: Thank you? That's not what are supposed to say!

User: What am I supposed to say?

Cleverbot: Don't be so sarcastic.

User: :-p.

Cleverbot: Have you got another one?

User: ;-o.

User: What is 245 + 943?

Cleverbot: A big number.

User: How big?

Cleverbot: VERY VERY BIG.

User: Actually, it is only 1188.

Cleverbot: In some parts of the world it is.

User: What is 1+1?

Cleverbot: Window.

User: GOODBYE!!!

Cleverbot: Hello!...

User: You can pick your friends and you can pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose!

Cleverbot: But you can pick your nose's friends.

User: Very good!!! :-).

Cleverbot: So therefore I can't scratch your back.

User: Okay, have a good day!

Cleverbot: What is your favourite decimal?

User: Goodbye!

Cleverbot: Bye.