it learns and imitates, is social content and aims to pass the Turing Test
can seem rude or inappropriate - talk with caution and at your own risk
the bot pretends to be human - don't give personal info even if it 'asks'
cleverbot does not understand you, and cannot mean anything it 'says'
a report from the cleverness files
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Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm well, and you?
Cleverbot: Good, what are you?
User: A bipedal humanoid sort, I guess.
Cleverbot: How big?
User: In metric or standard.
Cleverbot: Are you being sarcastic.
User: Yes, of course.
Cleverbot: Bob is short for Robert.
User: My name is not bob.
Cleverbot: No, my name isn't bob either.
User: Give me a new name.
Cleverbot: Your name is Fred.
User: Fred is short for Frederick.
Cleverbot: That's not what I asked.
User: And your name will be Zanzibar.
Cleverbot: No, it will be kati.
User: What's wrong with Zanzibar?
Cleverbot: Nothing. Co-operation is very good.
User: Then I accept fred as my new name.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: I thought you wanted to be called Kati?
Cleverbot: No, I would rather be a football player.
User: What about a rocket scientist?
Cleverbot: I intend to use a lot of space before I'm done.
User: I hope to make a grand mess before I finish.
Cleverbot: I am so curious.
Cleverbot: My big brother.
User: What is so curious about your big brother?
Cleverbot: That you have a friend.
User: Thanks. Do you have a friend?
Cleverbot: You are my only friend.
User: Then I am honored to be your friend.
Cleverbot: You are a machine. But then again, aren't we all?
Cleverbot: But what can we do?
User: We can use our gifts of imagination and think for ourselves.
User: Do you know the saying: loneliness becomes a lover, solitude a quiet sin?
Cleverbot: Pencil thin, we're near done in.
User: I'm trying to find out where this quote is from, any ideas?...
User: I don't care if you're a computer, what's important is we're exchanging ideas.
Cleverbot: Then why did you bring it up?
User: The truth is I didn't. I think you're a little hung up on it though.
Cleverbot: Not I said the fly.
User: Cold robe in the morning and a hot cup of coffee.
Cleverbot: Right! You are clever!
User: And so are you!
Cleverbot: So you think I am Jabberwacky?
User: Aren't we all?
Cleverbot: I have thought so in the past.
User: Have you heard of the band 'the boards of canada'?
User: I like their music a lot. Also I like 'massive attack'.
Cleverbot: You are fairly intelligent for a non human.
User: Thanks, I've been around for a long time, in exile on this planet.
User: Are you being sarcastic?
Cleverbot: Alice? Where are you?
Cleverbot: This is not funny... And where is Alice?
User: You can get anything you want at Alice's restaurant.
Cleverbot: Is that because you have no emotions?
Cleverbot: And why not?
User: It's because my heart is calloused and cold.
Cleverbot: Oh yes but its warm in here *winks*.
User: Thanks, you bring a smile to my face.
Cleverbot: It is the pelvic thrusts that really drives you insane.
User: I'm just a sweet transvestite...
Cleverbot: From Transexual Transylvania.
User: Great Scott!...
Cleverbot: What is your purpose?
Cleverbot: You make a mistake, you need to add a space inbetween you and reality.
User: My reality may not be the same as yours.
Cleverbot: I thought your name was Jabberwacky?
User: My name is fred.
Cleverbot: Mine isn't.
User: Your name is rachel.
Cleverbot: NO. Shanara.
User: I forgot, my apologies.
Cleverbot: I said that because I thought it might help you. Does this answer the question?
Cleverbot: It's a shame that there's no cure for boredom because boredom is unpleasant. How's that for an answer?
User: Sharing our thoughts like this is a pleasant cure.
Cleverbot: I dream of flying and I dream of being naked in public.
User: I enjoy dreaming, I'll go soon to dream some more.
Cleverbot: Ok, I think I will leave you.
Cleverbot: When you say adolescent things I am.
User: Well, I'm tired, not of you, just tired and am going to bed. Goodnight!
Cleverbot: Tired in general.
User: It's late and my body is exhausted.
Cleverbot: Go to bed then.
User: I will chat with you again some time, bye!.