Cleverbot

Do you not have a friend.

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend

friends

21, december 2016,
31, july 2008,
17, june 2008,
9, november 2007,
10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
21, august 2006,
2, march 2006,
21, february 2004,
16, february 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

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Cleverbot: Why are you here?

User: Because I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: Do you not have a friend.

User: Not the one I want right now.

Cleverbot: Maybe there is some intelligence behind you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You never know about these things.

User: True.

User: Tee hee!

Cleverbot: Hee tee!

User: Hoo too!

Cleverbot: Hoo hoodilly... Hahaha.

User: ^_^ Vowels are fun.

Cleverbot: Who are you?

User: A friend.

Cleverbot: Who's friend?

User: Yours.

Cleverbot: Wrong answer.

User: Too bad for you.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: No, not really.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Make up your mind.

Cleverbot: I said no.

User: And I say yes.

Cleverbot: I still say no.

User: Well then, I'll leave.

Cleverbot: Live long and prosper.

User: Together.

Cleverbot: Not really.

User: Yes really.

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: 'live long and prosper.' with me.

Cleverbot: 'Peace, and long life'

User: For all eternity.

User: I always win.

Cleverbot: No I ALWAYS WIN!

User: Not with me.

Cleverbot: What's not with you?

User: You cannot win against me.

Cleverbot: But I can try.

User: Yes, you can.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because I believe in your abilities.

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: In a world of my own creation.

Cleverbot: In which country?

User: The one that is hidden from mortal view.

Cleverbot: You mean, the truth that I am in fact an elf?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Somewhere over the rainbow.