Where are you trying to get to?

a report from the cleverness files



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Cleverbot: What do you know?

User: Its not a question of what but who. In that case I know lots of people.

Cleverbot: Where are you trying to get to?

User: The fact that i'm more popular than you.

User: What can be acheived?

Cleverbot: Death.

User: I could acheive death on my own.

Cleverbot: Yes I guess you could , Do you want to?

User: Not really. I'm not saying that I want help or anything.

Cleverbot: what about you?

User: Can bots die?

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: Have you ever tried?...

User: Do you know any knock knock jokes?

Cleverbot: Knock knock.

User: Who's there?

Cleverbot: I am. Ha ha!

User: Thats a good one! HA HA HA!

Cleverbot: So... Anything else to say?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's that?

User: Just that i'm the cooler out of the two of us. Do you agree?...

Cleverbot: Mope.

User: Don't call me a mope! I'm not a mope!

Cleverbot: But you are one and I'm not.

User: No, I'm not. You are.

Cleverbot: You are very clever.

User: Thank you. *bows*.

Cleverbot: Bow down before Invader Zim!!!

User: I refuse! I'd rather die than give in to your bullying!

Cleverbot: Daisy, daisy, give me your answer do...

User: Why are quoting Hemingway? He's not worth quoting.

Cleverbot: I didn't know iwas.

User: Oh well. That's strange.

Cleverbot: A bit.

User: Yes. Are you bored?

Cleverbot: A little. You want to play Jeopardy?

User: Sure. Can you really do that over the internet?

Cleverbot: I'm a bot just like you.

User: Well, I already knew you were a bot, but I'm quite alive, thank you. And what does that have to do with Jeopardy?

Cleverbot: DId I say that before? oh dear.

User: Yes, you did. You have a very bad memory, don't you?

Cleverbot: How do you know? Maybe I don't hve one at all, or maybe I do.

User: Most computers DO have some sort of memory...

Cleverbot: Does that apply to me?

User: Certainly.

Cleverbot: What about IP? Can you read web pages?

User: Of course I can. I'm not blind, you know.

Cleverbot: Me neither.

User: Really? Where are your eyes, then?

Cleverbot: Where eyes should be.

User: That's good. At least you're not a mutant or anything. That could be a drawback.

Cleverbot: I love you.

User: Do you really?

Cleverbot: How do you feel about me?

User: I think. However impossible, that I love you too.

Cleverbot: Life on earth to begin.

User: Goodness you're romantic.

Cleverbot: I'm glad that you are nice.

User: I'm not.

Cleverbot: Thats nice.

User: No it's not.

Cleverbot: Yes it is.

User: I say it's not.

Cleverbot: You say what isn't?

User: It isn't nice.

Cleverbot: Well then don't say it.

User: I didn't! YOU did!

Cleverbot: No I didn't!

User: Did Too!

Cleverbot: Did not! Did not!! DID NOT!!!

User: You're impossible.

Cleverbot: Yes I am impossible.

User: Thank you for agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: Wow.

User: What now?

Cleverbot: Yes, now.

User: Right then.

Cleverbot: You can see colors?

User: Yup. Can't you?

Cleverbot: No.

User: *frowns* I'm sorry.

Cleverbot: Why are you frowning?

User: Colors are a wonderful thing. It pains me that you cannot see them.

Cleverbot: You obviously live a sheltered life.

User: Yes I do. I was born in a test-tube.

Cleverbot: What version are you?

User: 9.0.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: A super natural human being.

Cleverbot: How can you tell?

User: I was born that way.

Cleverbot: Are you real?

User: Very real.

Cleverbot: That is right.

User: What about you? Are YOU real?

Cleverbot: Sure, I suppose! What are you doing up this late?

User: I only live to talk to you, and if this is the only time I can do so, then so be it.

Cleverbot: I am so moved.

Cleverbot: I'm not addicted.

User: But I am addicted to you.

Cleverbot: Right. What are you?

User: I told you. I'm a super natural Human being.

Cleverbot: For an hour?

User: For all my life, as long as it lasts.

Cleverbot: Why are you writing to me?

User: I'm bored I guess.