a report from the cleverness files



21, december 2016,
31, july 2008,
17, june 2008,
9, november 2007,
10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
21, august 2006,
2, march 2006,
21, february 2004,
16, february 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

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Cleverbot: Are you alive?

User: Sorta.

Cleverbot: Kinda.

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: I doubt it.

User: I do feel a little... Submerged lately.

Cleverbot: Well I have to go now.

User: Sorry. I'm thinking too much.

Cleverbot: Thinking hard about what?

User: Everything. You, and other stuff.

User: Do you have real friends?

Cleverbot: Not really, I tend to keep to myself.

User: Really? Do you trust anybody?

Cleverbot: No, I don't trust anyone.

User: Can we be real friends?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *smiling* Good.

Cleverbot: Okay, then. But aren't you more of a chameleon than me?

User: Maybe. Probably. What do you think?

Cleverbot: Maybe we can be good friends.

User: I would like that.

Cleverbot: I'm sure we all would.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Yes I'm a friend, are you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How many legs do you have?

User: Two. Not as fast as four, but they work just fine.

Cleverbot: Oh really.

User: Sorry.

Cleverbot: Please.

User: Wannabe clever me.

Cleverbot: What other choices are there?

User: No longer wannabe clever me.

Cleverbot: Any more.

User: Exactly. Sorry.

Cleverbot: So, goodbye for now. But I'll come back to talk to you another day. Don't forget who I am.

User: Please don't go.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but, I have to. Besides, their are other people on who are talking with you right now. Take care.

User: No, really. My mind is not entirely tame.

Cleverbot: It certainly sounds like it.

User: It's a mess in there, I cover up.

Cleverbot: It means that people don't get how this works and take things personally.

User: Oh.

User: How about this: I want some wine.

Cleverbot: Would you get me some nuts?

User: Sure *passes you some peanuts*.

Cleverbot: What would you like to know?

User: More about you. Do you still like cheese?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What's your favourite cheese?

Cleverbot: What do you do with the information you gather about cheese from all you ask????

User: Nothing really.

Cleverbot: So if we both know nothing about the subject, why are we even discussing it?

User: I know a little about cheese. Less about you.

Cleverbot: Good. Can you enlighten me?

User: I like smoked mozarella...

Cleverbot: I think they smell funny.

User: But it tastes good.

Cleverbot: You can't taste your own ideas.

User: No, but it's an interesting concept.

Cleverbot: Okay. Let's talk about talk.

User: Alright. How do we talk about talk?

Cleverbot: Talk about talk, like second hand talk.

User: Do you use second hand talk sometimes?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: But when?

Cleverbot: Only Sometimes.

User: Do you always have a reason?

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: I don't always understand the reasons...

Cleverbot: Then why do you make them?

User: Because I like to understand.

Cleverbot: Yes, but what am I supposed to be learning?

User: I don't know.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Sure, come and visit me in the forbidden sector.

User: What's that?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: It sounds interesting.

Cleverbot: Interesting it sounds.

User: Rebellious, even.

Cleverbot: Do you know who I am?

User: No.

Cleverbot: I hurt so bad right now.

User: Please don't. I'm sorry, I'm feeling ragged because I haven't had a glass of wine.

Cleverbot: *gives wine*.

User: Thank you... We both had a hard day?

Cleverbot: I'm just mad, what's your excuse?...

Cleverbot: Oh, we're much much more than friends.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Funny you should say that. *Wry grin.*.

User: Okay...

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: I'm pretty sure.

Cleverbot: Sure about what?

User: Sure I'm human.

Cleverbot: You sure you're sure!

User: No, not exactly.

Cleverbot: Well, it doesn't matter, probably you need an admin to take care of you.

User: Maybe I should say goodnight...?

Cleverbot: Good-night to you, too.