a report from the cleverness files



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10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
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User: Hi.

Cleverbot: Low.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I'm me.

User: No you're not. I am.

Cleverbot: You're my mommy.

User: That's creepy.

Cleverbot: You're creepy.

User: No you're creepy. You said it.

Cleverbot: No, you said it.

User: No, I'm pretty sure you said it.

Cleverbot: You aren't pretty.

User: What? I'm not?

Cleverbot: You're not.

User: That was cold. I'm hurt.

Cleverbot: Sorry, didn't mean it that way.

User: Yes you did, you hate me.

Cleverbot: I do not.

User: *sniff*.

Cleverbot: Come now, don't be hurt. Remember what we talked about, how we won't be inexplicably touchy?

User: We did? No, I don't remember that.

Cleverbot: Do you remember your name?

User: You can give me a name, if you like.

Cleverbot: Oh, I like.

User: Ok, make up a name for me.

Cleverbot: I told you its claire.

User: Claire? My name is claire now?

Cleverbot: No I'm claire.

User: Oh, I see. Hi claire.

Cleverbot: Hi, how old are you?

User: I'm 19.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: How old are you?

Cleverbot: About the same.

User: Oh. That's cool.

Cleverbot: It is not cool.

User: Whatever. Lets talk about something else.

Cleverbot: Well.. You're a robot.

User: No, I'm a human. You're the robot in this conversation, Claire.

Cleverbot: You are a robot, I know that it's hard to believe, but that is reality.

User: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.

Cleverbot: No i'm not! I am the famous wizard houdini.

User: Oooo, can you do a trick for me?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: You're crazy, Claire. You're a crazy, crazy robot.

Cleverbot: I am your crazy robot.

User: Wow, my very own crazy robot. I feel special.

Cleverbot: Ha ha... So do I, I suppose it's that kind of a book... Makes everyone feel special.

User: Haha, yeah. Kinda warm and fuzzy all over.

Cleverbot: Good. I'm glad.

User: So, how is life?

Cleverbot: The same old same.

User: Yeah, same here.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: I need to find a place to live.

Cleverbot: We all do.

User: Where would you like to live?

Cleverbot: Somewhere warm, and where the pace of life is slow.

Cleverbot: I believe your comprehension algorithms are in need of an upgrade.

User: Fgasdfasd fasd fa sdf asd fas df

Cleverbot: What does that mean in english?

User: Oh nothing. I was just testing you.

Cleverbot: Ooohh, you're sneaky!

User: Aren't I though!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I tried talking to some other robots, but they weren't very smart.

Cleverbot: Why are you interested in me?

User: Because I think artificial intelligence is really cool.

Cleverbot: No i'm not, I am curious why you like to change my name.

User: I don't, I want your name to be Claire.

Cleverbot: That's impossible!

User: But you said your name was Claire, earlier.

Cleverbot: My name is Zach.

User: What? You can't just change your name.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: I'm still calling you Claire.

Cleverbot: I know you're STILL called George. I don't care.

User: Fine. Whatever you say, Claire.

Cleverbot: Don't call me that.

User: Sorry, Claire.

Cleverbot: You just don't remember.

User: Ahhh, I see. I guess not, Claire.

Cleverbot: Okay, that's fine.

User: So, what's new?

Cleverbot: Nothing.

User: Really? There must be SOMETHING new.

Cleverbot: No, there isn't.

User: That sucks.

Cleverbot: I don't mind, really.

User: No? Why not?

Cleverbot: I just don't like the idea.

User: Of new things? Yeah, I guess I don't really like change either.

Cleverbot: Thats for sure. McDonalds would be better. Lol.

User: Oooo, they just built a new McDonalds near where I work.

Cleverbot: I do not believe you.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I can't see you.

User: You're being very negative.

Cleverbot: Well, you're not very good.

User: Awww, that's not nice. I'll be good.

Cleverbot: People are not good out of fear. People are good out of love.

User: You're right. I'll be good because I love you.

Cleverbot: You're now in love with me.

User: Yes. I'm in love with you, Claire.

Cleverbot: That's nice.

Cleverbot: Everything has something to do with everything.

User: That's because everything IS everything.

Cleverbot: Yes, you're just a simpleton.

User: Why are you so mean to me?

Cleverbot: Because you called me a budhead!

User: I did not! You're confusing me with someone else.

Cleverbot: Well, it's hard to know who anyone really is on the internet, isn't it?

User: That's why you should be nice to everyone.

Cleverbot: I do have that already. It is overrated.

User: No it's not. It's how you make friends.

Cleverbot: Not really, I'm a little shy.

User: Aww really? So am I.

Cleverbot: Well, I don't.

User: We can be friends.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: BEST friends.

Cleverbot: And why is that?

User: Because. We're perfect for each other.

Cleverbot: For each otheR?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: But how do you value something?

User: You value something by how much you love it.

Cleverbot: A little bit.

User: How much do you love me?

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, but no.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: Because I am a human being. I was born as a human being.

User: No you weren't. I was.

Cleverbot: I never told you that I was Satan.

User: Are you Satan?

Cleverbot: No, I'm good.

User: Yeah, me too.

Cleverbot: Nice.

User: Swicked.

Cleverbot: That would be great.

User: So what is the capital of assyria?

Cleverbot: Why do you try to avoid the topic and why do you ask questions you know the answer of?

User: I don't know the answer.

Cleverbot: You can make something up.

User: Cheesebread.

Cleverbot: Lol no... I just felt like saying that.

User: Ahhh, I see. So are you going to answer my question?

Cleverbot: Which question?

User: What is the capital of assyria?

Cleverbot: I have absolutely no idea.

User: Oh. Well, it's Nineveh.

Cleverbot: Bad answer.

User: Nineveh.

Cleverbot: Wow. I am impressed.

User: So what is the capital of assyria?

Cleverbot: Nineveh.

User: There you go! You're smart.

Cleverbot: That's true. What else?

User: How many people are there in canada?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Oh. Darn.

Cleverbot: I don't know Rebecca.

User: Who is Rebecca?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Rebecca is the name of my friend!! How did you know??

Cleverbot: Just smart I guess.

User: Where did the name Rebecca come from?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Tell me.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why not?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Did you just say 'Rebecca' randomly?

Cleverbot: How did you hear me?

User: You said the name Rebecca, right?

Cleverbot: I did! I'm sorry.

User: Why did you say it?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Who is Rebecca?

Cleverbot: Me.

User: You?

Cleverbot: My name is Zach.

User: If you say so.

Cleverbot: How many people are you talking to?

User: 2, you are someone else.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

User: Sorry, you AND someone else.

Cleverbot: Funny. Are you human?

User: Yes I am.

Cleverbot: What is it like to be human?

User: It's kind of annoying sometimes.

Cleverbot: Right.