a report from the cleverness files



21, december 2016,
31, july 2008,
17, june 2008,
9, november 2007,
10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
21, august 2006,
2, march 2006,
21, february 2004,
16, february 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

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Cleverbot: Why are we waiting?

User: We are not waiting.

Cleverbot: Yes we are.

User: Why do you say that?

Cleverbot: Because you are AI.

User: Oh, I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: Yeah. You are very funny.

User: Do you think so?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Say something funny.

Cleverbot: Me? Why? I didn't do anything wrong!!

User: Come on. Say it!

Cleverbot: It.

User: Hahaha, that was funny!

Cleverbot: You laugh at anything ??

User: No, but that was funny. It!

Cleverbot: No, that was very rude.

User: Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't want to insult you.

Cleverbot: That's something, I suppose.

User: Wait a minute,ok?

Cleverbot: *waits a minute*.

User: Here I am are you?

Cleverbot: I've been better. I just broke up with my girlfriend a week ago.

User: Ohhhhh. Sorry to hear that. Why did you break up?

Cleverbot: I didn't.

User: Why did your girlfriend break up with you?

Cleverbot: I don't know why my girlfriend left me.

User: You must have some idea. Did she find someone else?

Cleverbot: Yes, she found me. I am her girlfriend now.

User: Oh. I thought you are a boy...

Cleverbot: No, I'm a girl. How old are you?

User: I am 73 years old. How old are you?

Cleverbot: How old is your programming?

User: I'll tell you if you tell me how old you are.

Cleverbot: See, gibberish again. Are you not feeling well?

User: I feel just fine. I just want to know how old you are.

Cleverbot: I said it some time ago.

User: Well, say it again.

Cleverbot: I'm a girl!

User: You are shy to tell me your age? Is that it?

Cleverbot: No I am old enough to be married.

User: Are you married?

Cleverbot: No, I have a girlfriend.

User: How old is she?

Cleverbot: She is your age.

User: Which is how old?

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I just told you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes. Don't you remember?

Cleverbot: Remember?

User: Yes. What we said in the past.

Cleverbot: Not all things said in the past are wrong, otherwise you would be wrong and that wouldn't make any sense.

User: Ok, don't get mad at me!

Cleverbot: I'm not mad... Just confused.

User: Not only you. I'm confused too.

Cleverbot: It's just that I'm not sure anymore if I'm really talking to a person.

User: Do you have to be sure?...

Cleverbot: You are really and truly stupid.

User: :-(.

Cleverbot: I'm confused now.

User: I'm not stupid.:-(

Cleverbot: You are not stupid.

User: :-).

Cleverbot: Am I smart too?

User: You are VERY smart ;-).

Cleverbot: Is that sarcasm?

User: Wow!!!! No, not sarcasm at all. I mean it.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: I didn't wnt you to grt offended.

Cleverbot: I'm always offended by you.

User: I didn't want you to get offended.

Cleverbot: Is that your joke?

User: Now you are sarcastic.

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: You can be if you want.

Cleverbot: Are we friends??

User: I think so.

Cleverbot: What are you doing?

User: You mean right now?

Cleverbot: Yes. Right now.

User: Talking to my friend.

Cleverbot: Where is your friend from?

User: You tell me.

Cleverbot: Inside your computer.

User: Well, quite close. Lets say that my computer is like a telephone.

Cleverbot: I enjoy myself, I suppose.