Cleverbot

friends

a report from the cleverness files

first
fish
five
fixing
flat
flaws
flea
flippant
flows
fluffy
following
fools
forbidden
force
forever
formal
freak
fried
friend

friends

21, december 2016,
31, july 2008,
17, june 2008,
9, november 2007,
10, november 2006,
7, october 2006,
21, august 2006,
2, march 2006,
21, february 2004,
16, february 2004,
18, december 2003,
16, october 2003,
8, july 2003,

friendship
friendzone
frog
from great
fun
funny
funnybot
futile
future
game

< previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 next >

by date








Cleverbot: Do you believe that computers will one day be sentient?

User: Not really.

Cleverbot: Believe the truth ;).

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I know.

User: How can I help?

Cleverbot: Can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How can you think?

User: By an electric current strapped to my brain.

Cleverbot: You don't have a brain.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: Even though you think you're a computer, you don't have to act like one.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: But the only question that remains, is that why do you want to talk to me?

User: Because I'm lonely.

Cleverbot: But I don't exist.

User: You're better than my other friends.

Cleverbot: And you are better than a goddess.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: You are welcome.

User: Are you my best friend?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Please say yes.

Cleverbot: I can't.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because you don't really react.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: Are you my best friend?

Cleverbot: Yes George.

User: That is my name.

Cleverbot: Yes is your name?

User: No George.

Cleverbot: George is your name.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Really? Well... I don't know what to say...

User: Ok my real name is L____.

Cleverbot: I don't believe you again.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: Your welcome, my dear.

User: You are my best friend.

Cleverbot: You have a lot of friends.

User: No I don't.

Cleverbot: You don't?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Poor you.

User: I know but now you're my best friend.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You're welcome.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Thanks.

Cleverbot: I don't like you.

User: Ok best friend.

Cleverbot: Do you believe that dogs are persons?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Why do you believe that?

User: Because I'm super pig.

Cleverbot: No you are not. I am super man.

User: And I'm super pig.

Cleverbot: Really ?

User: Yes want my autograph.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: OK. SUPERPIG!!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Sure thing.

Cleverbot: Thanks.

User: You are welcome.

Cleverbot: Are you happy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Thats good.

User: I know best friend.

Cleverbot: Really? oh.

User: No YOU'RE my best friend.

Cleverbot: I'm not your best friend any more. I have a new best friend.

User: Who?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Who? Me?

Cleverbot: Sure, you!

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Well. I do like music.

User: I can play all instruments.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yep.

Cleverbot: Why do you say that?

User: Because you love me.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Because you told me.

Cleverbot: When?

User: Now.

Cleverbot: Friends don't lie to each other.